ShowMeYourBooze

6460 pts · March 7, 2015


Send me your empties.

dog gone

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It's pronounced "Bail revoked"

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Y'all like War. Superheroes. Villains. Well placed literature and Presidential Busts. Right? Here is the Secret War on my bookshelf.

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MRW people randomly ask me about my image duplicator. So weird.

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Stingy Robots

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Ripe banana mutant chicken shit post

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TGIF

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Wood screw? Use lube.

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Race to the finish

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Poor Barbuda

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Terry was ahead of his time

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not useful

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hi friday

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Look at my roux! LOOK AT IT!

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Nah fuck your Vanilla Life Quaker man.

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Tato Salad second helping

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I'm having tacos anyway

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Views 320

2018 Jeep Harvey edition

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Views 476

What actually happened when I told my kid I "threw out" the Easter candy

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Legendary Grahm

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Johnny Storm picked a side in 1963.

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State of the Union coming', and you know 45 will be like

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"Spice Grinder"

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Ghouls man

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He can deny science but he can't deny you can zoom into see nose hairs. Does he also not believe in tweezers?

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Trash memes.

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When the Grizzly bears come for my children

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Unregulated Utilities you say...that's never a goddamn mess

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The eyes follow you.

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Thursday goat love

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Just another Wednesday

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BUILD THIS WALL

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For when your friends say they believe in intelligent design

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Nov 4

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Colonmorph

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Senatorial burn

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X Gon' Give it to Ya

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Majestic AF

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2017 is humanity's dead cat bounce.  Hope you didn't plan anything in 2018.

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Last minute audible

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2017: The Year of the Dead Cat Bounce

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Shel Silverstein was ahead of his time.

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Yep.

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Y'all are brutalizing me

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Dallas is so safe bitch literally went to the fucking bathroom and left her mac out.

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My kinda President

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I once bought gas for $.79. In 1998.

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Views 1641

Vote Thompson for Aspen Sheriff

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He looked at it.

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Upsidedown Good Luck Doggo

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Не то, что Владимир

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Ain't nothin to fuck with

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Got one of these?  Thank you can make a poor man's Frappuccino.

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How many of the cases from Night Court do you think were thrown out upon appeal?

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Murica

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Socket to me, Halloween!

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Thanks, Obama!

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Who killed the batteries on my Infrared thermometer?

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Your welcome high school english teachers

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20 year old magnet found stuck inside my oven.

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