dog gone
It's pronounced "Bail revoked"
Y'all like War. Superheroes. Villains. Well placed literature and Presidential Busts. Right? Here is the Secret War on my bookshelf.
MRW people randomly ask me about my image duplicator. So weird.
Stingy Robots
Ripe banana mutant chicken shit post
TGIF
Wood screw? Use lube.
Race to the finish
Poor Barbuda
Terry was ahead of his time
not useful
hi friday
Look at my roux! LOOK AT IT!
Nah fuck your Vanilla Life Quaker man.
Tato Salad second helping
I'm having tacos anyway
2018 Jeep Harvey edition
What actually happened when I told my kid I "threw out" the Easter candy
Legendary Grahm
Johnny Storm picked a side in 1963.
State of the Union coming', and you know 45 will be like
"Spice Grinder"
Ghouls man
He can deny science but he can't deny you can zoom into see nose hairs. Does he also not believe in tweezers?
Trash memes.
When the Grizzly bears come for my children
Unregulated Utilities you say...that's never a goddamn mess
The eyes follow you.
Thursday goat love
Just another Wednesday
BUILD THIS WALL
For when your friends say they believe in intelligent design
Nov 4
Colonmorph
Senatorial burn
X Gon' Give it to Ya
Majestic AF
2017 is humanity's dead cat bounce. Hope you didn't plan anything in 2018.
Last minute audible
2017: The Year of the Dead Cat Bounce
Shel Silverstein was ahead of his time.
Yep.
Y'all are brutalizing me
Dallas is so safe bitch literally went to the fucking bathroom and left her mac out.
My kinda President
I once bought gas for $.79. In 1998.
Vote Thompson for Aspen Sheriff
He looked at it.
Upsidedown Good Luck Doggo
Не то, что Владимир
Ain't nothin to fuck with
Got one of these? Thank you can make a poor man's Frappuccino.
How many of the cases from Night Court do you think were thrown out upon appeal?
Murica
Socket to me, Halloween!
Thanks, Obama!
Who killed the batteries on my Infrared thermometer?
Your welcome high school english teachers
20 year old magnet found stuck inside my oven.