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"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”

Tricky, considering that a lot of places are releasing low offense criminals

Please consider watching a few episodes on Quibi. My job kinda depends on it.

nOw Do ThE fLu

You see what's going on in Michigan right now? You think they think it's serious?

*T Next

Thanks to escalators replacing stairs

So do the idiot conservatives who think it's all been a hoax from the beginning.

Thanks for exactly proving my point; if I was a doubter, I would say how can they dance if they're so overworked.

And yet the president is talking about reopening the country. I'm guessing you haven't been on Twitter in the last few weeks.

Fuck you Steve

COVER YOUR MOUTH PLEASE THANK YOU

Hey that looks like Shrek's wang. I mean wait no shut up I wouldn't know what that looks like.

Amazing. Who is that?

My dog. Thank you for this.

If I'm hospitalized for the virus PLEASE do a live webcam if it will help stop the spread of this thing.

And frosted flakes are pretty great

Can you see the edge on that egg shell? This camera (these *cameras) have proven to be pretty good so far.

Cuul

Laugh. I bought Christmas

Thank you

Lovely. Thank you!

I used to worry that I was wrong for liking Bud Light, then realized I was allowing elitist d bags to affect me. Now I feel liberated.

Thanks I'll check it out!

Wait... is it actually good?

waaaaaay too long