Sholan

5620 pts ยท October 12, 2013


Squirrels

Space Mom approves

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and? You mean the thing your body runs on?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And peanut butter!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And people wonder how 2 different cultures communicated in the past...

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Hurr durr, i dont want the government tracking me" - bitch, Apple and Google have been tracking you, with your consent, for 20 years...

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look what I found!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no, see you don't have to fact check anything he says - cause it'd be easier to assume it's all horseshit and ask him to prove himself right

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Plus there's some super weird shit down there

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This is how you get yourself shot in some parts of the country...

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Beyond that, it's also our primary government ID - cause god forbid our government just GIVE us one

11 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Bet the man that gave it to her left it unloaded because he likes breathing

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's almost like all those Asian countries with stupidly high population densities were ON TO SOMETHING about illness seasons and mask wearing...

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm married to a Perm Resident - she's still Canadian no matter how long she's here. Without Naturalization you're just a long-term tourist

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Keep the account and just dont use it - so you dont have to create one later, this way it's also linked to previous DMCA reports

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Of a minor" tends to escalate this to Child Abuse

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Lot of cancer patients gonna be real pissed

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or, and here's an idea - Cuba could tell them to fuck off

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

bruh, they've been promising to close it since Bush Sr

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

neither - they brought them back because of INTERNATIONAL backlash of putting people in Gitmo simply for being in the country. These aren't war criminals (those get public offic)

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Imagine the guy with the interior view when the insurance company gets his recording...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

killjoy

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pretty much 99% of "cosplay" i see getting jerked off online - a spandex low effort suit and 34Ds

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 8

Maybe not lifting it that way either. There's always a way with the tools you have - it just take more than 2 braincells to rub together some days

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Regardless - Speeding and passing in a no passing zone, fuck em

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Because it doesn't matter what it's "About" when the execution is horseshit

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not even. The plot of the game is even dumber than that. It's still lulz for $5

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

why do people eat anything?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right, but according to Trump - We're all women...soooo

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can take credit for policies written and signed months BEFORE you took office, you can take the blame for the current situation as well

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

in an airport? they'll never see each other again

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0