Shloobs

142802 pts · September 17, 2015


Your friendly neighborhood internet stranger.

Mom would be sad. My pets wouldn’t know where I went, or worse, could see what happened.

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And sounding a little dook-y!
(the ferret noise, not poop)

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 I’d be breathing heavily too if I were shitting out 7 pool balls at a time

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not having to wear glasses so that I can lay down any way I want while watching a movie is like 73% of why I’d want LASIK in the first place

I’m glad it’s been such a win for you! All these comments are tempting me to look into it for myself

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it’s Turbo Tim’s good luck lol. A friend just got back a “same day” repair that took 6 days because they kept making mistakes. They also recommended over $4500 in routine maintenance that had all already been completed within the past 6 months. We’re talking > $100 for wipers level price gouging.

The cats are cute, just watch your wallet!

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This makes me incredibly happy for those folks. Just had mine replaced in January and this was the summary of my experience

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

And expensive (if American). Nothing like going to the ER thinking it’s a heart attack when it’s just an especially aggressive panic attack 🙃

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Autist here, seconding this! I like chicken. I like the taste, and there are many dishes I like chicken in. Yet at least every other year or so, suddenly every form of it becomes a textural “no”. I’m not cool with this because it’s a common, cheap, protein that I know I like in theory, so I find myself having to re-train myself to eat it.

If you *want* to try and like new foods, a doctor and/or therapist can help with some great strategies to help you get there!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I once ate an entire family sized bag of nugs while high. Promptly threw them right back up as a reformed nugget tube. I’ve never been so sure I was going to suffocate in the process.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doodly doot-doot duh-doot DOOT doot-doot

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’m guessing because they currently have pets, vs OP who sadly doesn’t at the moment, even though they did in the past and they intended to in the future. Shitty, but just awful timing. I don’t agree with it, but guessing that’s the reasoning.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

All the people downvoting need to watch some It's Always Sunny. It's Glenn Howerton, y'all, calm down.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mhm! I was so confused as to why sugar might not be vegan until I learned this

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's usually milkfat in chocolate chips!

2 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

BWAHHH

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah for pockets! The lack of them means you get to develop the lady superpower of holding 4 pockets’ worth of shit in one hand though, if you haven’t already!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 That style/fit is my absolute favorite to wear for dresses, great choice! Stretchy, comfy, and it looks lovely on you!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All of this looks SO dang good, but that bonus bagel looks especially delightful!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HAP

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

This just unlocked a core memory of my favorite playground equipment as a kid and made me so very happy

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Imo no, I associate selfies with the phone being in your hand/a selfie stick & those specific angles, but I bet everyone has their own line

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see both of your hands, so it's not a selfie! And it's v cute to boot

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Briefly thought that was a chandelier

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Our Corgi had a similar injury and we saw incredible results from cold laser therapy. If it hasn’t been offered to you already it may be worth asking about!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Downloaded the app and now I get to try a variety of donuts from a local place I've been wanting to try for a *steal* of a deal. Win-win!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Y’all have been through so much. I’m so glad to see you two have a roof over your heads now. Donated & wishing for the best and a speedy recovery for that gorgeous old gal <3

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0