Shlits

28720 pts · November 14, 2013


English, Male, 24, Massive Nerd. Currently at University studying Computer Science Software Engineering.

Like Linux users always having to announce how superior Linux is all over the internet when nobody cares

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

I bought a pretty expensive Samsung TV and it lasted about 4 years until it overheated and literally started melting

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

iPhone X :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had the doctor remove my callus with a scalpel and then used bazooka every day for about a month.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will do my dude

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ouchie, that looks like a big boi

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will do ma boi

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did try, but ended up hurting too much so I wussed out. Just put more bazooka on it, hopefully it’ll be the last push it needs.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

RIP in peace and god bless my good sir

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I was 21 when I first threw mine out. All I did was carry a relatively light box. :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn, that guy got flattened

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuck 'em, they were probably just jealous a girl was doing better than them.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Praise the sun!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only with the choir boys

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Depends on whether he's American or not

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*sympathise and... *tough?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

this shit is dank bro, well done.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bendydick cumonback

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I had almost the same situation, luckily I reacted just in time and emergency braked. Sorry to hear it happened to your uncle.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

When the rohypnol doesn't work

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear: now have a fridge full of bees.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe... don't do mine..

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Funny because apple still has a stylus with their iPad Pro

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0