131080 pts · March 3, 2015
This is my public profile. Write something about myself.
It is recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists
I guess that’s your signature now, just keep using it so it’s consistent?
In her head: don’t poop, don’t poop, don’t poop...
Yeah, that’s gonna be a nope from me dawg
Nice! Congrats! I know that road, it’s a tough climb but worth it
Someone needs to do guy waiting for wife while she’s in Target
My old rabbit would not have gone for this at all
I’m going to last .00001 seconds first time after quarantine
As physicist, we would like to hire your butthole for... experiments.
Correct! Glasses + makeup, glasses and no makeup, no glasses + makeup, no glasses and no makeup
Yea, that’s not right
It’s a tumor
What sex position is this?
I was once constipated for a wee and I have never fully recovered from the experience. Anytime I shit I win
Still remember the moment the “cool kids” tried to slip a laxative in my soda during lunch. That was an eye opener for me
As a white man, I’m at my rhythmic best when I’m drunk and need to pee. Nothing you say will ever convince me otherwise
Better than my job, that’s for sure
This ruined my evening
On the downside this requires effort. On the plus side maybe I’ll die
So you’re single... How you doin?
Have you updated your firmware?
That’s rough, buddy
I also choose this guy’s wife
Best I can do is food and sarcastic remarks
“Yehdienehdbsksncjfodnsksjegdidn” - Batman
That’s too bad
Plus you can make funny faces
Why have you done this
Once you eat everyone you must eat yourself to prove that no one, not even you, is as smart as you
It is recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists
I guess that’s your signature now, just keep using it so it’s consistent?
In her head: don’t poop, don’t poop, don’t poop...
Yeah, that’s gonna be a nope from me dawg
Nice! Congrats! I know that road, it’s a tough climb but worth it
Someone needs to do guy waiting for wife while she’s in Target
My old rabbit would not have gone for this at all
I’m going to last .00001 seconds first time after quarantine
As physicist, we would like to hire your butthole for... experiments.
Correct! Glasses + makeup, glasses and no makeup, no glasses + makeup, no glasses and no makeup
Yea, that’s not right
It’s a tumor
What sex position is this?
I was once constipated for a wee and I have never fully recovered from the experience. Anytime I shit I win
Still remember the moment the “cool kids” tried to slip a laxative in my soda during lunch. That was an eye opener for me
As a white man, I’m at my rhythmic best when I’m drunk and need to pee. Nothing you say will ever convince me otherwise
Better than my job, that’s for sure
This ruined my evening
On the downside this requires effort. On the plus side maybe I’ll die
So you’re single... How you doin?
Have you updated your firmware?
That’s rough, buddy
I also choose this guy’s wife
Best I can do is food and sarcastic remarks
“Yehdienehdbsksncjfodnsksjegdidn” - Batman
That’s too bad
Plus you can make funny faces
Why have you done this
Once you eat everyone you must eat yourself to prove that no one, not even you, is as smart as you