Shimobe

13442 pts ยท August 4, 2015


As it was falling, I thought, "This is going to make a really big, impressive splash." I'm a genius!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

R-O-L-A-I-D-S

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LGBTQIM+

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That was exactly my thought.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I've played Fireball Island too.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would just be a dictionary for 90% of the people on the internet.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the part where the horse makes the chicken toy squeak.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Served in gluten-free bags!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bring me my brown pants!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"WHO? DOES? JALEN? HURT?" -- Austin Powers

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alex Trebek doesn't ask questions, Ron Iver!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get by with a little help from my friends.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But where did the bike go, Mommy?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Share a campfire with a man; he'll be warm for one night. Light him on fire; he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nope. Fake lighting. It was all actually black, and you imagined the whole thing.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when people don't believe in Satan.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 19

He seems nice.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just BUSted right through that window...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fear of failure inhibits innovation, bitches!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Chinese tour guide at TS did know about it but was legitimately surprised when I said that, basically, the whole world knows about it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Postal is by far one of his best... though that's not saying much.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that inside one of the rooms at the end of Cabin in the Woods?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TETSUOOOO!!!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those are the biggest beavers I've ever since, PornHub notwithstanding.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shrubbert

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kept my kidney stone after I passed it. DRINK MORE WATER, PEOPLE.

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