ShepardCom

23973 pts ยท June 9, 2015


Hello friend! Glad you could be here. Feel free to look around for anything you find interesting. If you would like to be friends, please send me your favorite Monty Python quote. Since this is coming back in style, if you can get this to the front page I will buy you 3 large pizzas, 2 2-liters, and 1 side from a pizza delivery service of my choice. No bamboozle, only redeemable once.

Yes some of these are a stretch or not a pun at all, but god damn they're all adorable as hell.

6 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 1

Taskmaster is one of the best mercs in Marvel, knows exactly how long to stay on one side.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Considering she was vomiting blue when she went full on with the make up, I'll say this is fine. Plus she's a shapeshifter, she can do w/e.

7 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 28

Mass effect 2. My favorite game of all time.

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

New packaging, same product, loser.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

We are blessed on this day my child. Bathe in the glory of her abs.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If I go out for dinner with a friend, yeah they can pay for their own food. Unless its a special occasion or I said before I was paying yeah

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Good Man!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wanted?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't help when you basically make two whole movies but scrap one of them.

7 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 4

Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons.

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Did some research, Backslash cosplay is Alex Howland. Yes, she is a girl. Sneaky tricked us all once, it won't happen again. Until it does.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

The real problem is firing the director after they basically finish the movie and reshoot everything. Knocks up the cost of the movie.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A man who inspired many.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's pretty crazy that turns into Gwen Stacy.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. And now he's trying to be better than that. Trying to be a hero, someone better than a merc with a mouth.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Wade tries. He does his damnedest to be a good hero,a good friend, a good father. But he's also aware enough to know sometimes hes notenough

7 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 1

Wolverine is one of the smartest characters on earth, but only when it comes to fighting or planning for a fight.

7 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 0

Who's bright idea was the 2015 bin? Thing looks awful.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Why not both?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do not put that evil on me. Don't you even put that idea out into the universe.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I believe it was either shortly before the 52 series or after it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wield the power, the wizard just chose Billy because he was an easy to manipulate kid who would beat up what he told him to.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Dude, the wizard shazam sucks. He chose Billy because he was "pure of heart". It is relieved in the Black Atom comic series anyone can (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

No dick either. 0/10

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Not enough tentacles for Zone-tan.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I know, I know. This explanation occurred during the story arc Single Green Female. I would recommend it, you see spidey sue J.J. in it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was an alternate universe version who was taking a "totally not a clone but definitely a clone" body out for a joy ride.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0