Shellibobelli

104661 pts ยท August 6, 2017


I'm the atypical imgurian. I'm a conservative old lady (52) who crochets and goes to Bible studies and likes to go to bed early. I have a dog and a cat, a 25 year old son and the most amazing husband in the world. I come to imgur for the humor, for the honesty, for the heart. And I'm not leaving until they kick me out.

Undervalued comment right here.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Did anyone else start itching about halfway through?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, definitely needed this today ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same, but for a very different reason

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sweet, but too soon. Her husband just died. Give it at least another week or so.

5 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 7

Thanks! I'm actually already there ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It won't steer you wrong.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, now I want to go to Michael's. And start a new project. And reorganize my studio. And finish all my WIPs. EXCELLENT dump, @op !

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

God didn't appoint them, but believers believe that he allows them their position and thus should be respected, obeyed, and prayed for.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thank you. I know I'm an anomaly on this site, and I usually avoid commenting at all. Now I'm reminded why ?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Romans 13:1-2

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Not true. "Obey the government, for God is the One who has put it there. There is no government anywhere that God has not placed in power."

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 10

Here's what really matters... Does the cute dress have pockets?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like you finally got everything! Merry Christmas, @op ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom had a teratoma removed from her neck when she was 18. Her doctor said it was an undeveloped twin that she consumed in utero.

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Yep, us too. And under the snow, no moss.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is amazing, thank you!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't have moss in my backyard. I need to rectify this immediately.

5 years ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad @MrPuckett got a mention, but I feel like there should have been more.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 13

I miss my grandma. She turns 99 the day after Christmas and my mentally ill uncle keeps her isolated. Enjoy your grandparents while you can.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would have peed my pants. No doubt about it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband used to clear snow for the elderly couple next door. He was genuinely disappointed when they moved into assisted living.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Ok, but the Swedish Flogsta Scream... Wouldn't 10pm be the ideal time to kill someone? No one would hear them scream.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@op

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aw, I'm so glad you like them! I think you said that you got the Stargate lamp, so you have one more thing coming. I'll DM you the tracking

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a vegetarian and that looks delicious.

5 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 6

Find you someone who listens to you like this dog listens to him.

5 years ago | Likes 258 Dislikes 1