Sheizer

13529 pts · May 22, 2012


"I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss." It's a movie quote...relax.

Eating.....

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While I appreciate the feedback, fuck that. I don’t have time for that.

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This game card is based entirely on the conversation to my immediate right. This has been my life for 9 years.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried it both not touching and touching.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've masturbated to less.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eating the ice cream with a peanut shaped wooden stick...a simpler time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trois cinquante

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you try selling it girl scout cookies?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 Great Whites in one pack of Shark Bites? You lucky bastard.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop crying and fight your father!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well yeah. I don't keep my Festivus pole up all year.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leaving the leaves is why my lawn is so damn thick. Mulch in the spring.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know, right

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never fake a laugh. If it's worthy of a laugh, I laugh. But constantly saying, "I already saw it" is pretty dickish.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

family is going through what his family did is extremely sad.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 10

I don't think it is at all. This is a US serviceman/woman who was killed. A friend of mine was killed in Iraq and knowing that another

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And they are venomous, which is also pretty awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've had this happen a few times on my flights. You aren't human if you don't well up.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 21

I still watch it like I've never seen it. I'm trying to hide the fact that I browse imgur way too much.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Where can I buy one of these guys?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They grow up so fast.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That's not the hero we need but he is the hero we deserve.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't let the Ryu Pop! piss on the rug.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It really does look like cheese. But no, just icing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0