MRW she's only 2 miles away.
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Was the first time I've ever done it. Disappointed, not gonna lie...but it was the second best possible outcome.
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MRW people ask me why I don't downvote selfies.
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"So first you whisk the egg white" - "OMG EGGCELLENT HACK"
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When your friend is tearing into someone and you're just there providing moral support.
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Dear Men Of The Internet, on a man to man level......chill the fuck out.
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I saw an opportunity and I took it.
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As a Brit, MRW I see all you yankiedoodles talking about the nice food and good times you're having lately...
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Exactly 366 days ago to the day.
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MRW I've just realised Justin Bieber is Canadian and one of his most popular songs is called "Sorry"...
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MRW I hold a door open for a random girl and instead of saying thanks says "I have a boyfriend"
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When you're playing an RPG and you find a new item that's has better stats than your current but looks terrible.
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When I'm giving my little cousin advice on girls and he says "You're really good at this, I bet you get a lot of girls"
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My brain's reaction when I come home from work.
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As a guy that used to be fat, not finding someone attractive because they're overweight isn't a crime.
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When I see someone deliver a beautifully subtle joke or reference and they start getting downvoted because people don't understand.
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MRW I ring a taxi company and the first thing I hear when they answer is "STFU TOM I WILL STAB YOUR ARSEHOLE....Oh, oops...hello?"
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MRW someone comments "I bet this goes to the front page" on my post.
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So Pornhub did a very detailed review of 2014...
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As an English dude who usually browses Imgur in the early hours of the morning and confuses you all with some of my slang, I thought I'd enlighten you to what they mean.
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MRW I receive an abusive message from an Imgurian because I called myself "average looking" in a post and they "truly know what it's like to be ugly"...
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I'm a big dude, I like cars, heavy metal and generally quite masculine things....some things are just too cute to ignore. I might be brown but any help producing a kid like this would be appreciated.
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Was asked my main ambition in life, replied "not die alone" MRW everyone laughed.
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