SharkDemon

3099 pts · May 11, 2014


Just a shark with some horns on the internet. Because only the beautiful people make it to front page I’ll be safe! If this bio gets on the front page I’ll, I dunno, post myself doing a dance in my shark onesie.

Ice was just seen in Milford Delaware today, taking someone out of their car and driving off with them.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Worst is that the Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that the trump administration 100% needs to follow the lower court orders and get this guy back. And they are still fighting it. Fucking hate this country

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So you can do crack at work with minimal suspicion, duh!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Imma say something controversial. Wicked is hot garbage. (Granted I only saw the movie and not the Broadway show) BUT! There are only two actually good people in Oz, and one of them pretended to be horrible cause he realized the good get punished. They literally went nazi on animals, and everyone was just very okay being outwardly racist. And -the bad people win in the end-

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She did have her own time to roast, very much jokes written by other people and she was not the best at delivery. It then turned into her pitching the book she wrote around that time “In trump we trust” and she got rightfully booed by the crowd.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Trump himself though claims a bullet pierced his ear. But the ear doesn’t look like it has any true damage

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually I respect the fest. For one they do a whole month and I can appreciate that! And two, Nat Geo kinda feels like it’s a touch more educational and less sensationalized. I loves my Shark Week but they have made some boo boos. We all remember the megalodon incident…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can absolutely confirm there be no sharks in this gif. And on the Holy Week of Shark Week too

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What makes you think the judge is going to order the maximum sentence for this?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s okay, Mothra always comes back

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would absolutely love trump in jail, really wish he’d be locked away in prison to rot for his crimes. However, you KNOW at least one hardcore trumper would attack the building despite the security, and trump would LOVE to be put in jail because then he becomes a martyr. The “deep state” becomes real, and it polarizes his fanatics more. Frankly I think severe house arrest would be the move. Not in jail, but no golfing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m pretty sure Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the longest running cartoon set in New Jersey

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When you been in the bathtub too long

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh it’s better. He addressed this. He says he was talking about cannibalism. This was about when leftists bring the end of America (???) and when we run out of money for food, he’s going to eat leftists.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My email still works, there is no reason to change it from sharklord. Shoot, it’s an antique at this point!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s not in America, he’ll be fine.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don’t see a single cutie mark on them. Horrible ponies. Good beat tho

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He mostly folded because Haley (theoretically) should crush him in the next two states, as she was leading him in the next stop, and the third state is her home state. He barely got past her in this race to the point that Haley’s team gave her a pre written speech talking about how there is just two in the race. Also…desantis is just a fuckin creep, with zero likability

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What the fuck is this idiot talking about when he says the advertisers are blackmailing him? One more example of how he’s never been a genius, let alone had any smarts beyond manipulation and blood money. I am so ashamed of ten-years-ago me for thinking this guy was in any way cool.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Apparently countries with freedom have no traffic whatsoever. There are no red lights or traffic jams because everyone has cars that fly and run on freedom

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Flora, fauna, fire. They had sex with rocks painted to look like God’s face, and most people couldn’t even get off without eating filth. Caca was very popular, well it was almost as popular as the graveyard.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would do this (hair in food is such a problem!) but I only happen to wear a T-shirt at all times.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then she showed up to the heresy.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget, she was also blowing her vape smoke (mist?) at the pregnant woman sitting in front of her.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TLDR; some blood made alive to be a weapon, was too wild, wears device to be calm, weapon lady actually likes being calm, always hungry for blood and flesh

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0