ShamefulPerformance

2378 pts ยท August 18, 2019


I met a girl in a chat room on winmx in 2005. 6 months later, I got rid of all my belongings and flew from Australia to the US on a one way ticket. We just had our 20th anniversary last month. And we're not longer in America!

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG there's sound? I may have to turn that on after another 15 to 20 views...

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I fell in love with her a little bit in the wedding crashers.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right? Maybe instead of suggesting that people who find this language difficult shouldn't exist, we should be happy that they can still enjoy the story, even if they miss some of the intended nuance.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah but those things have snowmobile engines.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Much appreciated!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the replacement was the hard part. Got one delivered today, I'm not in love with it, but I don't hate it either. I'll give it a chance.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I don't, because you've made a lot of assumptions that are wrong. Imagine watching the video without the caption. What would you think was the subject? A woman taking a selfie vid of herself walking, starting with a view from above. I'm being accused of all kinds of things that were never implied or intended, just assumed by people like you. If you think onlyfans creator = unintelligent, that's on you. If you think onlyfans creator = "just a sexual creature", that's on you too.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's an awful lot of prejudice in your comment. Why did you use the word "devolved"? Are onlyfans creators somehow inferior? And why did you bring up intelligence? Can your brain not reconcile intelligence in an onlyfans creator, that you automatically assume they're unintelligent?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's a weird video to pair with the content of the caption. I don't think the appearance or gender of the person are relevant.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was talking about the camera angle, facial expression, and selfie walking video. You added the attractive woman part, which is entirely subjective. Perhaps you should get out more?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Love what she's doing, but why does this look like an onlyfans video?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

I got a ninja XXL megazone. I have a family of 5 so was worried about how I'd feed everyone with some of the smaller air fryers I've seen. It has 2 zones in a single drawer with a removable divider so you can just have one giant drawer and that's pretty much how we use it every time.

My wife works at a food supplier and can get 3kg (6.6 pounds) of genuine McNuggets for $20. They come out of the air fryer tasting better than any nugget I've ever had from McDonald's!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saved, thanks! I got an air fryer for xmas and I've already made regular buffalo wings, which worked out fantastic. This looks like an awesome summer recipe.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a class war. If only rich people's kids can afford an education they won't have to compete with the poors for good paying jobs anymore.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

She could command my cobra, if you know what I mean! (I'm using cobra as a metaphor for my penis!)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2.5 tons of styrofoam has to be a dream load to haul.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This can't be a real thing???

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatever she's for, I'm for it too!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lucky window sill..

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Fucking fuck. Bush's JUST came to Australia a couple of years ago and life was good. Haven't seen a single can of them since covid.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fucking love AOC, she's a savage!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't sound like proper ringburn to me. Nobody could be ok with the real thing.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He should be very concerned.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I support this noble initiative.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a friend who worked at burger king and I used to get orders like that for $2 all the time.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0