Shadowborne

15066 pts ยท October 22, 2013


If this makes it to the front page, I will laugh, then rail fist shakingly against the one who gets it there. Pics will not be provided.

"Dear Diary, today I have learned the manner by which I shall die. Truly, the breadth of such knowledge is too great for any one man to bear, but I shall face this endeavor with the courage of my ancestors. Should I survive the ordeal, I shall elaborate further upon the next Paige."

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."

The movies would not have happened had Anakin's issues not led to Darth Vader's creation.

Not saying it's the intended message, just that it's on brand.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Be fair. Power born from hate is very on brand for Star Wars.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, no. We're not putting them out of work, we're simply rebranding in a new and exciting direction.

We'll take a week off to recalibrate and the new Billionaire Crushing Machine will be back and better than ever.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That Lionfish costume is amazing.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, some of us are running pools and the board can only fit so many options.

What's the over under on a pop fly baseball to the noggin again? Softball counts too, need to save space.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Giving the doll back her pitchfork might get you some benefit, though the rest of us will likely suffer as a result.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way back when I worked in a deli, we cleaned it daily (Unless no one used it), but from experience, it was a bugger to get the plates to stop feeling oily.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else just imagine Garbodor in a bikini?

No? Just me? Damnit.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gotta be honest, I'm in my 40's, and didn't know this either, but it's also a question I never considered looking in to.

Admittedly, I try to avoid looking up the entomology/origin of anything fetish related, because I did that once after seeing something weird mentioned in a webcomic as MMO chat spam.

Now that knowledge will never leave me.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That scene always annoys me when I remember it. He had time to jump back before it hit him, and a couple feet would have saved his ass.

Being forward enough to maneuver made sense when he could evade the attack, but as soon as that became non-viable retreat was the better option.

But would have been a lot less dramatic, so *shrug*

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Laundry detergent.

"Funky stains earned you a dressing down in congress? Put aquit to it with ClinTide! Worth the Bill, every time."

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Something tells me that Andre would be about a head shorter after that move if it were Ozzy responsible.

Might be why I never saw it on TV, too bloody to show back then.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Might be due to my current spring cleaning project, but holy hell if this setup doesn't make my OCD happy.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At first, the Gif froze for me right when she was tugging her boot thing up, and no lie I had a brief moment of "Wait, is it gonna be that big black cosplayer dude?" before it continued.

No shade intended, he'd probably rock the look, but it was weird enough I wanted to share.
(Also, if anyone knows his name, please comment it, dude's awesome but I can never remember it.)

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah but two of them are Freiren, so it averages out to somewhere around grandmother age.

And all of them, with the arguable exception of Calli and the fishformerlyknownasGura, are fictional, so it's a moot point regardless.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Even allowing for conspiracy theories, Bin Laden got Got.

Evidence: At the time nothing would have discredited the US more than Bin Ladin releasing an "I lived bitch" video after the announcements of his death.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"By mine command, foul demon! Thou shalt serve as this inn's latrine forevermore, and thou shalt enjoy it!"

"How am I the evil one in this scenario!?"

Upon release, I wager that demon moves to the demiplane of alcohol and never willingly comes back out.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he was referring to the alpha morons as the freaks in this scenario.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Frierun?

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I'm Batman! I'm Batman!"

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But at least it would be quiet.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, that makes more sense. My mind went to some form of grindr for alcoholics.

Swiping on images of drinks I mean, not the alcoholics themselves, though that might be fun if it defaults to beer goggle filters.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, an improvement?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can actually find transcripts from her trial too, and it's pretty amusing to read.

They were prying at her to find where she hid the sword of St. Catherine at one point and she goes on a bit of a tangent about how she didn't like using her sword to fight, since it could accidentally kill someone, so she loved her battle standard '40 times more' or some such.

She did admit that swords were great for 'chasing trollops out of camp' though, and broke at least one on someone's backside.

9 months ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0