ShadowZX

8237 pts ยท November 19, 2015


Technically speaking since they didn't know how a paradox works it didn't happen, but their WAAAAAAGH!! ended because the warbands were two cofussed about the command structure due to it being 2 of each and that kinda unsettled them a bit

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's like his ego doesn't let him reach higher, bloody hell a child could jump higher haha

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If he could suck his tiny dong, that would be the closest that he will ever be to eating one

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone should stomp that fucking smile out of his face, despicable piece of shit

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

That's assuming he had any wiring left in the potato he used to call a brain

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Don't cry because it ended, smile because it happened" you gave them the best life they could have ever get, and they will live forever in your memories and your heart.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an old supervisor of mine once said, "He is the drunk who shat his pants and puked on his own clothes, sitting in a corner at a party and everyone just pretends he doesn't exists"

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because no one would dare ride his tiny weeny meenie so he had to compensate

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Well I mean look at WW II, they just send wave after wave of barely trained conscripts to retake their homeland, no tactics, barely any logistics, just the ol' "Send more people, either they run out of bullets or they drown in out blood"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looks like if a squashed orange peel was left to rot in the sun and then a kid tried to draw a face in it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Segata Sanshiro, also known as Kamen Rider Ichigo

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pregananant

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I don't know, a Chancla it's a pretty lethal weapon in my experience

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Be kind to others for you don't know what they're going through & Be kind to yourself because you know what you're going through"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could make a guinea pig on my head look more real than Donnie's hair

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It will always make me laugh how he sets the rooster down and then runs away screaming

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Also known as Fled Cruz the supreme lord of spineless twats?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They seem to like it with metal finish, and the smell of gunpowder in their ass

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who has that post where someone was comparing The Goat throat of the USA to madonna until someone showed them the thinsg about nancy?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Hero: "Are you Hungry?"
Pig: "Maaaaaayyyyyybe"
H: "Well we have plenty of reasons to kill this twat, method?"
P: "Not Poison, last time I got sick for a week, make it look like an accident"
H: "What if we sedate him, and throw him with your friends in the pen? It's not like any of them particularly like the guy"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He is a complete and utter idiot, but his fanbase is more stupid

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

40 hours? man I work 45 (50 really because I have to eat lunch on the premises of where I work) man it really sucks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To the dildo or to the driver?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At what point is it acceptable to open the driver's door, drag them out of the car, tie them with tape to a light post and then beat them up with a floppy dildo?

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1