ShadowPresident

360 pts · May 5, 2017


Angry orchard with Guinness on top like that is actually pretty good

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck high deductibles

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a neighbor who let his dog shit on our shared porch, and didn’t clean it up until passive aggressive post it notes were involved

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too am passionate about frozen dairy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I just pulled a muscle watching this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Going to the special hell

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is why I always had a spare “New Team Member” name tag when I worked at Target

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I exhaled loudly at “if you’d like it cooked more please leave”

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a hollow tungsten sphere containing a super intelligent snail

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I’m that friend now. My apartment’s shower requires a tutorial

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 these gender reveal parties are getting out of hand

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing! Is he/she leash trained?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you take your friend Mingau out on adventures?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, true. I learned more pingyin than characters because I need help with pronunciation

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worked at Target. People still ask (although to be fair some Targets have Starbucks)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Each character is basically straight memorization. I’ve never practiced hard enough to get it

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I love the leg sploot when it goes back in

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’ve used this exact chart too. I think it’s probably the cheapest and most portable one. Source: I’m an eyeball student

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

By line 5 I think it’s lack of pixels, not our eyes. I can’t tell if they’re P’s or F’s

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least he can see the E. I can’t without my glasses

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

My mom would kiss our white boxer on the head, so he would be running around with a lipstick print all day. My dad was always like wtf Kathy

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Strong independent doggo don’t need no human

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, was waiting for shit to be lost

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My first thought was trash needles. I like cactus kitty better

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I literally only see it when I’m in public

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s not drinking alone if everyone on imgur is too, right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh well. At least his mom thinks he’s cute

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s been plotting my death for years

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d like to think we’d all go John Wick for our dogs

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0