360 pts · May 5, 2017
Angry orchard with Guinness on top like that is actually pretty good
Fuck high deductibles
I had a neighbor who let his dog shit on our shared porch, and didn’t clean it up until passive aggressive post it notes were involved
I too am passionate about frozen dairy
I think I just pulled a muscle watching this
Going to the special hell
This is why I always had a spare “New Team Member” name tag when I worked at Target
I exhaled loudly at “if you’d like it cooked more please leave”
I thought it was a hollow tungsten sphere containing a super intelligent snail
I’m that friend now. My apartment’s shower requires a tutorial
#2 these gender reveal parties are getting out of hand
Amazing! Is he/she leash trained?
Do you take your friend Mingau out on adventures?!
True, true. I learned more pingyin than characters because I need help with pronunciation
Worked at Target. People still ask (although to be fair some Targets have Starbucks)
Each character is basically straight memorization. I’ve never practiced hard enough to get it
I love the leg sploot when it goes back in
I’ve used this exact chart too. I think it’s probably the cheapest and most portable one. Source: I’m an eyeball student
By line 5 I think it’s lack of pixels, not our eyes. I can’t tell if they’re P’s or F’s
At least he can see the E. I can’t without my glasses
My mom would kiss our white boxer on the head, so he would be running around with a lipstick print all day. My dad was always like wtf Kathy
Strong independent doggo don’t need no human
Can confirm, was waiting for shit to be lost
My first thought was trash needles. I like cactus kitty better
I literally only see it when I’m in public
It’s not drinking alone if everyone on imgur is too, right?
Oh well. At least his mom thinks he’s cute
He’s been plotting my death for years
I’d like to think we’d all go John Wick for our dogs
Angry orchard with Guinness on top like that is actually pretty good
Fuck high deductibles
I had a neighbor who let his dog shit on our shared porch, and didn’t clean it up until passive aggressive post it notes were involved
I too am passionate about frozen dairy
I think I just pulled a muscle watching this
Going to the special hell
This is why I always had a spare “New Team Member” name tag when I worked at Target
I exhaled loudly at “if you’d like it cooked more please leave”
I thought it was a hollow tungsten sphere containing a super intelligent snail
I’m that friend now. My apartment’s shower requires a tutorial
#2 these gender reveal parties are getting out of hand
Amazing! Is he/she leash trained?
Do you take your friend Mingau out on adventures?!
True, true. I learned more pingyin than characters because I need help with pronunciation
Worked at Target. People still ask (although to be fair some Targets have Starbucks)
Each character is basically straight memorization. I’ve never practiced hard enough to get it
I love the leg sploot when it goes back in
I’ve used this exact chart too. I think it’s probably the cheapest and most portable one. Source: I’m an eyeball student
By line 5 I think it’s lack of pixels, not our eyes. I can’t tell if they’re P’s or F’s
At least he can see the E. I can’t without my glasses
My mom would kiss our white boxer on the head, so he would be running around with a lipstick print all day. My dad was always like wtf Kathy
Strong independent doggo don’t need no human
Can confirm, was waiting for shit to be lost
My first thought was trash needles. I like cactus kitty better
I literally only see it when I’m in public
It’s not drinking alone if everyone on imgur is too, right?
Oh well. At least his mom thinks he’s cute
He’s been plotting my death for years
I’d like to think we’d all go John Wick for our dogs