120037 pts ยท March 12, 2014
26 year old male putting the pro in procrastination Inbox me your kinkiest turn on, shock me you crazy sons of bitches.
On the plus side...that ass!
Looks like someone peirced your ear with a shotgun
The girl that brings coke to a family party is the kinda girl I wanna party with
I'm the furthest thing from an expert but isn't that a blood infection? I mean you could die from that.
Decent set of tits you've got there
Where did you get the good genetics then?
Grow your legs?
Imagine the head game though...
Nice work but the real question is, did you keep the boobs?
Establish dominance, don't stop.
Thank you!
When ever I play this game I end up using oddly specific scenarios that my friends have been in so the entire room knows they're hoes
Open relationships are guys complaining they can't get dates while their wives are literally drowning in dicks
I never knew I wanted this so much
Good luck, hope you don't blow it!
Swimming.
You know what they say the best exercise is right....
People jerk off to the weirdest things
Thank you daddy
On the plus side, those pregnancy boobs are really something right
r/ihavesex and r/humblebrag would eat this up
Feels fucking amazing
Am I gay now?
It's not assault if I enjoy it
Funnily enough I've been drunk plenty of times and never sexual assaulted anyone
'you believe everything you read on the Internet without evidence' and expects everyone to believe his clearly made up story with no evidenc
Literally in comment you're replying to I wrote 'communism isn't the answer'. Are you deliberately dense?
pretend I have one but the way the world works at the moment isn't sustainable by any means
I think capitalism is killing the planet and the majority of the people in it. Communism isn't the answer and I'm not smart enough to
On the plus side...that ass!
Looks like someone peirced your ear with a shotgun
The girl that brings coke to a family party is the kinda girl I wanna party with
I'm the furthest thing from an expert but isn't that a blood infection? I mean you could die from that.
Decent set of tits you've got there
Where did you get the good genetics then?
Grow your legs?
Imagine the head game though...
Nice work but the real question is, did you keep the boobs?
Establish dominance, don't stop.
Thank you!
When ever I play this game I end up using oddly specific scenarios that my friends have been in so the entire room knows they're hoes
Open relationships are guys complaining they can't get dates while their wives are literally drowning in dicks
I never knew I wanted this so much
Good luck, hope you don't blow it!
Swimming.
You know what they say the best exercise is right....
People jerk off to the weirdest things
Thank you daddy
On the plus side, those pregnancy boobs are really something right
r/ihavesex and r/humblebrag would eat this up
Feels fucking amazing
Am I gay now?
It's not assault if I enjoy it
Funnily enough I've been drunk plenty of times and never sexual assaulted anyone
'you believe everything you read on the Internet without evidence' and expects everyone to believe his clearly made up story with no evidenc
Literally in comment you're replying to I wrote 'communism isn't the answer'. Are you deliberately dense?
pretend I have one but the way the world works at the moment isn't sustainable by any means
I think capitalism is killing the planet and the majority of the people in it. Communism isn't the answer and I'm not smart enough to