SevenLZ

577 pts ยท March 18, 2016


Can confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#stainless

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go... outside?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fine," she said. -- doesn't matter had sex

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This one is the key. Good luck.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't help but think that's exactly what Jesus would do.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Sexual Goddess of the Death Machines', solid album title.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I was like 'LOL U GOT SCAM' but then I googled it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My upstairs neighbors.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a grope full of nope ropes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

MFW I see myself in the mirror and I look like this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Duct tape fixes everything. Not duct tape? Oh. Yep. Shit's broke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I request a drawing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There appears to be a hairline fracture in your water.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's always great seeing Teal'c so happy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your brother's soul is MINE. Yours will be next!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first, I read that as "Blood Borng".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, I've got the serial number now. Hello? Oh my god, they hung up on me."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bike mechanic: "Welp. There's yer problem, right there."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not like it'll make your dick shoot off like a rocket or anything.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The poland forest reminds me somewhat of native American marker trees.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm Mr Mesocks, wear meeeeeeee!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Just try not to bomb it, and you'll explode onto the scene. Even if you don't, you'll have a blast I'll see myself out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*shakesbeer* *isremovedfrombarbysecurity*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you're saying there's a fire pokemon nearby. On my way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's some bull. What was the second one's beef? He had no steak in that at all I'll see myself out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0