SevTai

3193 pts · May 24, 2016


Don't forget, at least one of his sycophants (I only remember greene) actually called it "marshal law" when demanding Biden be "stopped."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not alot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable. ;)

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ol' beebs claims that the guy that stopped the shooter is Jewish instead of being Muslim, because he can't have it being any other way.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

That cat's probably scented a troll out to steal the kid's breath and is keeping watch. I wonder if they named it General.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, the type of person you look at and think "Whatever's wrong, I can fix them", and then you realize "No, I shouldn't bother."

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I've heard speculation (no confirmation yet though) that it's likely that her ex did it to her so he gets full custody of their kid.

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And are definitely angled to the right

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Agreed, looks like the front wheels are locked up to me.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Send in Thunderbird 2 with the Low-Frequency Fire Suppression System.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably read the story of the "Backwards B" and thought "I can do that, and do it right!"

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I half expected Roz from Monsters Inc.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, they're throwing a trumpertantrum right now screaming "RIP NYC! YOU FORGOT 911! I'M MOVING TO FLORIDA!" Everyone else is like "Bye."

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course his lobes would be lopsided.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He'll still find something to gripe about, call it "shoddy" and refuse to pay them...as always.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about that "Arc de trump" that he wants to build as well? Can we call that his PedoGate™?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I'm blasting a song while out on a trail, it's gonna be "HELP" by the Beatles...likely after I've fallen down the hill.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always liked the soundtrack to that.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably?

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

AFAIK he's never tried to declare himself the "King of Christmas" and end up losing a trademark battle over it.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#7 I would say that there is an example of a (in the words of Sydney Scoville) "Portlandia level hipster dipshit", but that's just me.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Galloping Gertie, the one that made itself into a sine wave and
then exploded.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Six feet under

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they're blaming "psychiatrists and their prescribed psychotic drugs" for him doing this now.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised the self drive didn't shut off just before the impact so the driver would take the blame.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw someone playing a game like this where you were a superhero punching things back in 1994. hit the thing so hard it moved back two feet.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0