Y A L I K E J A Z Z ?
This isn't hell
Two Men Performing a Traditional Japanese Jazz Dance
When you see a weird ass post in usersub and don't know what to do so you just upvote and let fp deal with this shit
When you finally finish college and you have no job set up cause you're not sure what to do with the rest of your life.
Here... just take it.
When the newbie asks you to show him the ropes but he doesn't realize you're actually the worst person there and you hate everyone but you'll probably be leaving soon so you need a successor to inherit your thrown of terror and you've just found your heir
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
When you're too weak to travel but your grandkids never call or visit.
When you try to rent a car but you're only 24 so you pretend to be an older adult.
THEY WANT TO GIVE ME AN INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!
It's probably a repost, but I don't care. Do what you must with me.
When you've been coding the same 80 lines this whole week but you still can't get shit to work and people ask if it's gonna be ready soon
My little brother's getting into the Christmas spirit.
Well, him over there, he roped me into this!
Something something special eyes
Making words with noise
MRW my wife texts me "come take care of me ;)" but when I get home I find out she's actually sick
When you post bait...
When you've seen too much hentai...
MRW another man calls me a beautiful woman
I found a new meme.
Time to unveil my... MICROGROOVE!
When you click on the thumbnail cause it's interesting but then the image doesn't display so you have to look for clues in the comments.
What anime is this?
MRW I hear Germany wants to increase it's military.
I don't know. Just fuckin downvote me, man.
When people ask me how I'm doin
Available now on VHS!
When usersub downvotes a sob story.
When I realize it's not even the right Tuesday.
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When you realize there's no point to shitposting but you do it anyway cause there's really no point to anything other than that which we prescribe ourselves.
Guts had needs...
When you a neato post in usersub
When you're high af but trying to behave normally.
When you've got confidence issues, but your girl is supportive and encouraging
When you've gotta say something.
MRW I forgot about my monthly ritual
When my roommate tells me someone ate his leftovers...
Like a dark storm cloud looming overhear, October ominously draws near, and I begin my training.
When you try to sneak out but your parents catch you
"Maybe I'll check out Usersub for once..."
Sauce?
When a new meme rolls around.
MRW I'm Native American and the Europeans say they just want to be neighbors.
We've got to fight these political spam-bots
I wonder how my ex is doing?
What it feels like trying to run in a dream.
MRW I finally find my fetish.
Wet ribs.
MRW @LindaDee says her recipes are tasty.
I guess they didn't stay out of his lobby...
Tumblr's Perfect World
MRW my life is already falling apart and I'm given more responsibility