SergeantGoodTimes

7695 pts ยท August 15, 2017


DM me poetry and I'll critique/analyze it.

Strange, but.... oddly fascinating.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I could read, I'd be so offended right now.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I read "The Space-Eaters" at your suggestion, and found it to be extremely blatant who the characters are meant to be. It pretty much tracks. Also, it was just a cool story.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Robert Howard also never smiled in any photos, and he and Lovecraft were contemporaries. If I recall correctly, he spent most of his days at some Cafe eating sweets. Maybe he had wooden teeth or something.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Possibly. However, it must be noted that HP Lovecraft was very conservative, and smiling in photos was only just becoming socially acceptable at that time. Lovecraft being Lovecraft, he would be slow to accept these new ways.

As for why it was seen this way, it's basically due to those old political comics depicting insane or stupid people as smiling open-mouthed. Thus, it became unfashionable to do so in photos.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are interesting insights, thanks for sharing.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was not racist. He had a perfectly reasonable fear of those unspeakable Congo secrets.

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's a cool poem, although somewhat prosaic. Not disqualifying, just an observation.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wishful thinking. Hell doesn't exist. Most evil people never pay for their crimes. I understand the sentiment, but keep dreaming ๐Ÿ‘

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately for you, in the real world bigots tend not to be the ones fucking off and dying. The sheer arrogance is startling.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have friends, too. Admittedly, some of them are bigots, but we love them anyway. God bless. ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ•Š โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was going to say you have mental problems, but that would be an insult to the infirm. You're just an asshole. This is why you don't have any friends.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

America's glorious leader, #1 PotUS all time, great job. I'm simply following the example of my wise and powerful overlord. Aww did I say something bad?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I was thinking she was probably a carnivore, but the wide, flat teeth suggests a more omnivorous or grazing type diet. I'm not critically analyzing it. I'm just analyzing it. It was just a dumb joke, but people really didn't like it and now I'm just ragebaiting 13-year-olds. Don't be like them, Jessica.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Commenting anything that isn't dripping with saccharine cheesiness on an Owl House post is like kicking a hornets nest. "Your perception as a bigot." What an unhinged thing to say. You people barely even live in the real world anymore, huh?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You people are psychos lmao.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Seems unnecessary. You know anger doesn't always have be at a 10 at all times. Mentally healthy people can approach situations with sardonic tact or restrained annoyance. This is just unnecessary. Grow up and seek therapy. Best of luck to you.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

Yeah, however, I didn't need some weird girl with probably filthy hands to touch it for me. Also, the big mouth girl's physiology suggests she's some sort of grazer, maybe an opportunistic carrion eater. Perhaps she utilizes the eye on the back of her head to keep a watchful out for predators while stooping over, devouring her food. Making her use utensils in the first place seems cruel and unnatural. The school should invest in dog bowls or a feeding trough, so she can eat with dignity.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

You'd think if she managed to grow old enough to be in primary school, she would have figured out to eat by herself by now. Attention seeking behavior.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 24

I just type whatever comment I find funniest at the time of writing. Being coherent is secondary and being sincere is barely a consideration.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I think you'll find that this isn't prejudice. This is simply my psychic intuition at work. I wouldn't expect someone without "The Gift" to understand.

All I can say is I'm operating on a level of executive function that you, too, can hope to achieve with only 3 easy payments of $39.99.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I don't think it matters what you like, I think how attractive you are is more important. Only hot people are allowed to enjoy things. Instead of picturing a balding middle aged man when thinking of a weeb, think of one a dem cawsplay broads, fat tits boobing about wildy. Shabooya rolecall. Or don't think at all or really even listen, just say stuff and laugh at the right times.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Anime is a genre. As a category, it's much more broad than "comedy" or "action" or w/ever. What you've said to me registers as very ignorant. In that, you haven't the firmest grasp on exactly what it is you're talking about.

Which points to the problem: People like you. An uncultured, American millennial. Jobless. Loveless. No drip to speak of. Walks around in crocks and basketball shorts. No kids. You're the tail-end of a dying culture.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I guess I'll be the one to say it since I'm here. Peeing on a jellyfish sting does nothing. It doesn't even make it hurt less. It actually makes it hurt more.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

He has a license, probably.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, she was in a Madea movie

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Of course, you're probably correct in saying that dogs can recognize objects on a screen. I'm also skeptical of the post you shared, although it is much more plausible. You can see how they are very different circumstances, though? There is no doubt in my mind the OP is staged.

I don't mean to belabor the point, however. At the end of the day, none of this really matters.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How would the dog recognize bacon? Are you feeding the dog bacon often? Does it not scarf the bacon down immediately? Is it really taking the time to commit it to memory? And would it even recognize the image on the TV as bacon if it knew what bacon was? There's so many logical holes in this scenario. An ounce of skepticism is all you need.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0