SenorFatHand

11044 pts ยท September 10, 2016


Not all of us have insurance through our employer but thanks for playing

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God is definitely a dad.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's alot to donate to an org that's worth 30 billion

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brain damage

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its probably one of my top five experiences.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Riding anything motorized on giant sand dunes like these is A bit like a roller coaster, but you control the speed and the track as well

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Any significantly advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C. Clarke's 3rd law https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke%2

7 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 6

I assumed his finger was in that poor animals ass.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

This

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not smart enough to know if those words go together or not, but that's fucking rad if you're smart enough to be right.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And you can follow the plot line of an unrelated TV show while doing this?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually work time for the machine was 1.5 hours. Mostly at idle speed. Remaining time was spent waiting on inspectors and survey layout.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today I drilled 2 18" dia/12' deep holes in the ground off Mulholland Dr. in Beverly Hills. I worked for 4 hours, paid for 8.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of them were just taught a certain way and never tried to improve upon it, for DECADES! Others are willing to learn better techniques

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My less competent co-workers are obviously not pleased about it, but most of them are lazy or never really tried to be their best.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I frequently finish what has been scheduled for 2 sometimes 3 days in less than 8hours. My customers love it, and so does my boss.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1/? So i'm a Union Heavy equipment Operator and I have knack for being very efficient and very fast. My job pays 8hrs minimum....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can follow a plot line while plowing/getting plowed you're doing it wrong.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Y'all ever seen "pootietang"?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No shit, how new are you?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

Scheduled C-section bro. Dr.* "Ya let's do it Tuesday at 11am, that work for you guys?"

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've actually been dropped off at the airport by gf#1 and picked up at my destination by gf#2. It was glorious.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 78

I wish we app would've been bamboozled instead of brought to fucking tears....dammit

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ayer

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I try to visualize an actual demon to go with the negative thoughts. Makes it easier to argue against. I don't do therapists, but this helps

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The depression demon will try to convince you that whoever replaced you would do a better job, etc. The kids deserve better than me, etc.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't even know that snl jokes could go over the head of someone who isn't actually retarded.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Then how could he be one if he created them?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

You enjoy this, but I think you could benefit from some art classes. It might help others enjoy it too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0