SendNewts

12590 pts ยท March 23, 2016


Dude, you are FUCKING AWESOME for lining all of them up with heads and tails facing the same directions. I bow to your obsession.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat does this. Sits on the toilet until I get out, then gets me as I stand and prop my leg on the tub to dry off.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he never stopped to think if he should.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL how to construct a saxophone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm proud of your calves too! Took hard work to get those babies!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get what you're saying, but these are kids who are very clearly trying to be supportive, not disrespectful. The contact is meant to bond.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Right there with you. The way I see it though, they lived it, the least we can do is share a fraction of the emotion with them.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're a fucking rockstar! It will forever be one of the greatest things you've ever done, but it will enable you to do so many others!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love the Snuffleupagus eyelashes on cockers. Friend at work has a couple English cockers, and they give me major eyelash envy. Haha!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I, too, cry when I don't know what to do with my arms. You would cry too if it happened to you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thaaat's fucking terrifying. Source?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great, now I want a grilled cheese, but I'm already in bed. Cuuuurse yooooou!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, but I'm certain it would be cream filled.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For once, I actually wish a gif was split into many gifs. I wanted to watch some parts again, but I don't wanna sit thru the whole thing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I kinda liked it better as "evening of your death". Kinda like life as a day, and your death being the end of that day. Poetic typo.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But a very artsy murder scene, to be fair.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This was awesome. I've never seen the before or after the bending. The fact that it stays one long continuous, er, chain is so satisfying.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh, it's gonna drop back down to low 80s tomorrow at least. This triple digit shit is brutal.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I'm a doctor, not a doorstop."

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"They're lethal at eight months. And I do mean lethal."

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Close enough in this case to be a major nope.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We're rounding up, shh.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

They looked it!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cringe-worthy in the best way!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

And slowly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm wondering as well. She sounds ambivalent about something that is such an impressive accomplishment.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

My husband's step mother and step sister put SUGAR in their macaroni and cheese! What in the unholy fuck!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't help when you're blindly plugging a USB drive in a sideways port on the back of the tower crammed behind the monitors in a cubicle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're there, that's what's important. We didn't do the thing, you did it. This Internet stranger is proud of you.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You can't just post videos of yourself getting high where kids can see! They're gonna get ideas and start volunteering to cuddle puppies!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0