SemiHomeless

3782 pts · October 22, 2014


I'm new to all of this, please be gentle. Or don't, I kinda like it rough.

Upvoted for “sexual appetite”

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

And how did OP know it was Sunday where we are?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How did you know it was raining at my house? Are you watching me? Big brother?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome! But when’s the next one?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 looks like Steve didn’t do so well after blues clues

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To read this, after ALL that, is mind boggling. This is indeed the moral of that intense story.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it’s the ever elusive Skin Flute.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily true, I can do that and I have the lingual frenulum still

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m stuck in the same spot. I can’t get these skills figured out either. For some reason my one arm skill is all the way up though?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#4 my girlfriend also has to sit in ice water in the morning

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

more material than just rolling, because of overspray. Especially with thin stains.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a house painter, backrolling is 100% necessary. Also, spraying + backrolling is just as durable as only rolling. Also, spraying uses (1)

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think that’s what he’s doing

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don’t you mean whalesome? Or maybe ‘whalsome?

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I’ve always felt this way!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so it kinda looks like the dog is just holding a face that he found or something

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but the woman’s nose kinda looks like the top lip so I see her swallowing and entire cat head

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pedigree is a photography term as well as a dog food brand I believe. I took a photography class once and I think I remember the word.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. Now she’s a sliiiiiiightly less shitty tv judge. Joe brown all way bitches.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Lmfao was waiting for this. Stupid piss water beer.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

This is crispier than the colonels crispy.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We can only hope.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna wake up dead for this one, but what game is this?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Maybe the catnip is making him see some shit.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Danny from the game grumps read this out loud during an episode and I nearly cried laughing. It’s still just as funny now.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was gonna ask if we were talking about the same wild wood. The answer is definitely yes.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you for welcoming me. Is there an initiation?

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0