SeldonCrysis

2446 pts · October 1, 2012


Somebody get that kid a sandwich and some creatine

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$5 to the first world leader that tells trump to his face "you can't shit the bed and expect the rest of us to clean it up"

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 of a female politician said this.
The fucking meltdown that would ensue

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you think stores are gonna rope off sections of their store to get content creators out from underfoot?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God forbid women have hobbies

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The skirt is very useful from the back given the right situation

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The Epstein Wars

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have thought his ego would never let him even conceive having cancer

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with what Neil Degrasse Tyson said about the colonization of Mars.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really want him to have a blow out during one of his rallies. Watching maga cope will be hilarious

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the male loneliness epidemic had a poster child.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She wakes up every day thinking about fire and people call her an artist.

I do the same thing and I'm called a "pyromaniac "

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The D&D campaign ain’t gonna write itself

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Geez I need hit the gym

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sci-Fi channel was ahead of the curve back then.

Friends who worked comic-cons back in the day met her and said she was really sweet.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's nice to see they are having a good time with the shtick.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to know more about this couch mattress

3 months ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

He has two birthdays now!? 🤦‍♂️

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BraveStarr

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe this picture was the inspiration for that episode.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure he lost a bet and let Bill t-bag him. What's money to rich assholes?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How awesome would it be if he went somewhere and no one cared. No cheers, no boos, just silence

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man hit every emotion with that "oh shit"

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone with the capacity to say "shit"

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd accept a dinner invite from her.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I bundle and save with a OF subscription?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you haven't, check out the Lilith Fair documentary on Hulu.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

?1

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's patriotically painful

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which Con was this?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0