Segagenesischalmers

22864 pts ยท August 12, 2015


inbox me your solid netflix, amazon prime or HBO Now suggestions. a couple fun facts about my life: If asked if I have an alias, I have to say yes, and Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz have been inside my house (long before I owned it).

Not the right meme, I know

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MRW I'm helping my wife pick out earrings and she says "keep in mind I have two holes"

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Moms only want one thing, and it's fucking disgusting

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Don't worry, I have real problems too..

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Yes, I'm on a diet, and yes, I'm starving

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MRW my younger coworkers invite me out to happy hour

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You guys think you're so clever

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Not your average cancer sucks post

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Such a good feeling!

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Unpopular fact?

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Kermit the truth

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