SectorDuke

3518 pts ยท November 10, 2015


Imgur is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your are going to get.

But nukes? Yeah, they work. Can't heal if you're just atoms. Besides, it's just really bright sunlight

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a gimp leg. I damn sure sit down to pee. If not, I'm one sneeze from my knee giving out, me falling, and possibly spraying everywhere. But, no, that's unmanly /s

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

As someone who has worked with kids, that would be the easiest way to keep 32 kids occupied on a single goal ever

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As someone who has worked with kids, that would be the easiest way to keep 32 kids occupied on a single goal ever

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Venn diagram is one circle

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get a get leaf blower for a couple hundred bucks. It's nothing compared to labor. And by you I mean your company

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But, how will criminals get burner phones?/s Though seriously, how would a traveler get a sim for their phone? Registered with their passport?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, come on, putting a timing belt on isn't that... Fuck it slipped off again

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Revature?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Napoleon kinda caused some issues in Europe's supply of sugar from the Caribbean

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh, beets weren't used for sugar until 1800

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, preferably in mylar bags with an oxygen absorber for freshness

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but most lawyers do a free consultation for shit like this. At least so far as to tell you whether or not you have a case against them that is worth pursuing

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are you brewing? I would always assume mold, though it could be a colony of acetobacteria. If you open it and it only smells a bit funky it's probably acetobacteria. You'll know it's mold immediately.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shop air should clean off most of it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woah woah woah. Have some respect. Diaper rash is a terrible thing to deal with, and I won't have you inflicting that on the good infants and parents of the world.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, it's good for nether exploration. Ghosts can't break it

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depending on the hvac system, it'll probably end up getting circulated through the house

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not to mention the e-waste

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You too. I just shat on your desk

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Hellllllll yeah

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It saved me. You are welcome too

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not just wood, but almost boards

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, that was me almost falling out of my chair

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry. Carry on, carry on.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah.....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nay. Neutrality does not dismiss outliers. Fascism, being so disgusting and dangerous, causes gentle fires to blaze and cauterize such filth

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still contained

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1