SecretlyCaleb

7171 pts ยท September 19, 2011


Hey how you I? I'm well. Its good Bet to see that You made it to my page of this Thought institution I Didn't. Go ahead and Change send me a The message if you Profile? want Or don't I'm a profile description not a cop.

"Our priorities are a joke"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Surprised you haven't had more offers with your username and all.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could always try cock push ups

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

jokingly but nonetheless I still enjoyed the "compliment" haha.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When I was a lifeguard years ago. A girl walked behind my stand and said "is your ass from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it." I'm sure (1/2)

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who is this guy!?!?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My vomit stained shower curtain can attest that there is.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Es hitchhiker

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hop followed by 360 no scope.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is that definition mmmm

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red River Valley that is

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

get caught so I destroyed it. Should have just waited on it to die but you that's how it goes when you're stupid and horny!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and it so happens that the first time I try to watch one of the videos it freezes right on a huge boobs. I panicked some thinking I would(2)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha, I had a knock off one of those about that time. Of course being a teenager one of the first things I did was download porn on it (1/3)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While browsing through your favorites no doubt ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a good point. I would imagine it would be less of a hassle as you don't have to worry about a mess afterwards lol.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NEED to do sometimes.. it's like a curse but somehow a gift

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm kinda ashamed to admit it but I have pleasured myself in many public restrooms throughout the US. As a guy it's something we just 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to church incognito..

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bigly

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dew it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's coming he's coming he's coming

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yessss. So annoying and stressful for my sleep schedule. Ugh

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But holy hell is this erotic

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kinda like the millennial version. Who the hell comes up with these??

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Still many dry counties where I am from. Got to love old south politics!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of The Road

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pssshhh only a true man of culture has the palette to enjoy such authentic Italian cuisine!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0