7171 pts ยท September 19, 2011
Hey how you I? I'm well. Its good Bet to see that You made it to my page of this Thought institution I Didn't. Go ahead and Change send me a The message if you Profile? want Or don't I'm a profile description not a cop.
"Our priorities are a joke"
Surprised you haven't had more offers with your username and all.
Could always try cock push ups
jokingly but nonetheless I still enjoyed the "compliment" haha.
When I was a lifeguard years ago. A girl walked behind my stand and said "is your ass from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it." I'm sure (1/2)
Who is this guy!?!?
My vomit stained shower curtain can attest that there is.
Es hitchhiker
Hop followed by 360 no scope.
So is that definition mmmm
Red River Valley that is
get caught so I destroyed it. Should have just waited on it to die but you that's how it goes when you're stupid and horny!
and it so happens that the first time I try to watch one of the videos it freezes right on a huge boobs. I panicked some thinking I would(2)
Ha, I had a knock off one of those about that time. Of course being a teenager one of the first things I did was download porn on it (1/3)
While browsing through your favorites no doubt ?
That's a good point. I would imagine it would be less of a hassle as you don't have to worry about a mess afterwards lol.
NEED to do sometimes.. it's like a curse but somehow a gift
I'm kinda ashamed to admit it but I have pleasured myself in many public restrooms throughout the US. As a guy it's something we just 1/2
I went to church incognito..
Bigly
Dew it
He's coming he's coming he's coming
Yessss. So annoying and stressful for my sleep schedule. Ugh
But holy hell is this erotic
Kinda like the millennial version. Who the hell comes up with these??
Still many dry counties where I am from. Got to love old south politics!
Reminds me of The Road
Pssshhh only a true man of culture has the palette to enjoy such authentic Italian cuisine!
"Our priorities are a joke"
Surprised you haven't had more offers with your username and all.
Could always try cock push ups
jokingly but nonetheless I still enjoyed the "compliment" haha.
When I was a lifeguard years ago. A girl walked behind my stand and said "is your ass from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it." I'm sure (1/2)
Who is this guy!?!?
My vomit stained shower curtain can attest that there is.
Es hitchhiker
Hop followed by 360 no scope.
So is that definition mmmm
Red River Valley that is
get caught so I destroyed it. Should have just waited on it to die but you that's how it goes when you're stupid and horny!
and it so happens that the first time I try to watch one of the videos it freezes right on a huge boobs. I panicked some thinking I would(2)
Ha, I had a knock off one of those about that time. Of course being a teenager one of the first things I did was download porn on it (1/3)
While browsing through your favorites no doubt ?
That's a good point. I would imagine it would be less of a hassle as you don't have to worry about a mess afterwards lol.
NEED to do sometimes.. it's like a curse but somehow a gift
I'm kinda ashamed to admit it but I have pleasured myself in many public restrooms throughout the US. As a guy it's something we just 1/2
I went to church incognito..
Bigly
Dew it
He's coming he's coming he's coming
Yessss. So annoying and stressful for my sleep schedule. Ugh
But holy hell is this erotic
Kinda like the millennial version. Who the hell comes up with these??
Still many dry counties where I am from. Got to love old south politics!
Reminds me of The Road
Pssshhh only a true man of culture has the palette to enjoy such authentic Italian cuisine!