SecretPizzavan

452 pts · September 25, 2019


Dinah, is that you?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a flerken

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Meowtany!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carls Jr

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Buenas ding dong diddaly dias

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Read op's profile?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They pick up when told to? Lucky.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I realize I only counted time I was actively cooking. The stick had to sit overnight so the fat could separate and be used to cook the meat

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No! Come back Ally , come back Ally's sister!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My only regret is having boneitis

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes. Thank you?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. I never was a toad.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Your reference game is strong

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed this entirely too much

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

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I am the lizard queen!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I second the question

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sweet Earth you might say. WRONG!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Burnt on the outside frozen on the inside... So it evens out

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've heard Soylent green is a delicacy but it varies from person to person.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'ma say elephant. Elephant ice cream.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They died in a freak gasoline fight accident

4 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 2

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff… and I want in.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey Maza-er what's up bro?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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