SecondBreakfast22

5030 pts · November 28, 2016


Yeah, they’re just dizzy

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am I high, or is this picture just slightly tilted? I mean I’m definitely high but is it also tilted??

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or a perfect murder cover up

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How am I supposed to masturbate in peace in that!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only you can prevent them

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You flirting with me?!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. This is a one in a melon story!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Have exactly the same bowl. Took me fucking ages to get it off to clean it - my daugher tipped it on the cat the first time she used it...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Plays like a Ru Paul sketch

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You know it!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d like to make this Kessel Run

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 This cat has a smaller version of its inane smile on its forehead... this world is great (sometimes)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Glad the comments are helping. Keep your strong head up, you got this!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I second the comments to talk if needed - as a new dad to a 7 month old, the feeling is all too familiar :)

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“You’re safe and you know it” - I don’t fucking feel it with 14 inches of cast iron up my arse!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your best, Harold. Your best.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suppose, really, it depends on whether or not the child is necessary

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I am job that the present bunch of clowns

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay sweet, let’s hope it’s yellow mold! Weird thing though

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that... bad? :o

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like squished skittle as best answer so far

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tie’ done, master O.o

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good suggestions - really not sure. Seems to have appeared over night, too

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tastes a little like honey and shame? Any clues there?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But, like, are we just gonna ignore that Pakistan looks like Godzilla?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yorm, my old friend...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unarmed Pleasure Boat is my fetish

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The UK are yet to understand the difference between the words “lockdown” and “holiday”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0