SeanTheAlex

22038 pts ยท January 3, 2016


If I can't be mysterious, dark and mystically renowned, I'd probably end up... a dentist.

Pooping*

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He just scared the hell out of me, god. I woke up and he'd jumped out oh his box and was tucked under my arm. I thought I squashed him. Phew

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, I'm sorry, truly. I, too, have had situations where all you can do is ease their passing. I recognize a good hear,I promise updates.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True and thank you. So begins his saga.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#thelieswetellwomen

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

DON'T YOU EVER TELL ANYONE WHERE I'VE BEEN!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all heroes wear capes, and sometimes you have to be the hero you deserve for yourself.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If we can get it lit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about when the Red Woman turned out to be a dragon?! Kind of jumped the shark.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Our watch begins, to protect the innocent.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not even a spoiler, that's just true, I'm just sad she died in that lesbian cage match.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DUDE. I did NOT see that coming, I thought GoT was too high brow for that, but they went there!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You have my protection, my lord. No spoilers shall breach the walls.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HOLY CRAP YES THAT WAS ME. Every time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To Yoda up for a moment. MMnnn, interested, I am.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MMMmm, yeah, take it off.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP's choice in movies impresses me. Way to go OP, I too share your taste in the horror genre.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is fucking beautiful.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gracias. Totally messed that one up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TL:DR version, animal didn't get adopted, the world turns.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good job.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cyclone Jack, hallucinatin' Jack...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, I just woke up and this is EXACTLY the reminder I needed, like it was tailored for me. Holy hell.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but... how much did he have? How much did you get, dude, don't skip the deets.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's his effing friend, don't judge, he's cooler than all of your friends.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm jelly! I would steal him if I could.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you swap the heads and bodies of gummy bears before you eat them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good Ol' John Henry says...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Miggul! :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bill Bailey FOR THE WIN. Always. #PartTroll.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0