Scytail

6103 pts ยท December 29, 2014


Just another software developer.

Revolver is my go-to:

2 oz bourbon
1/2 oz coffee liqueur
2 dashes of orange bitters

Add all to an ice-filled mixing glass, stir, and strain into a cocktail (or low-ball) glass. If you're feeling bougie, flame an orange peel and garnish with it.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a professor who required us to use the textbook he wrote in a class.

He emailed us all the PDF copy of it the week before book ordering opened. Great dude.

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Overalls?

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If only there were some way of showing that it's not yet clear to cross maybe a big ol barrier we could lower across the. Paint it red and white, maybe? And we could put up some big red flashing lights too, to make it even more obvious!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You know, for a post titled 'opposums', I think this post has the lowest opposum count of most of your posts lately.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

They also postponed his execution... 15 times already is the number?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Throwback to the good ol days with the cheesegrater

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hi it's me, you. Are we clones?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mans discovered how to hack the planet... By cooking.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ah, I was mistaken, thanks!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw man this is a real place that's still open, isn't it? Dammit.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It ain't over till I SAY it's over.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That poor cat is so scared too, panting that hard. :(

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The planning committee admitted it was inspired by the Last Supper, actually.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#40 oh am I back in the *stein universe instead of the *stain universe?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#38 how dare men have good hygiene.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SIMZ HAS A WEBCOMIC??

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They did two gifs in a row and hasn't mentioned the song, I'm glad someone else knows about Saimes.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

GOOD DADS PROTECT KIDS

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sounds like her engine has a bit of a squeak going. Probably just needs some oil. Recommend applying fish liberally to the engine intake.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shame you think so poorly of a fun little car to zip around in.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my god same. I loved it up until the day I found out that an issue with it was gonna cost me more than I paid for the thing.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was great until I discovered that my wife (girlfriend at the time) was a backseat driver...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My man you should be in the Olympics because that jump to conclusions would make Bob Beamon blush with jealousy.

2 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 6

Imma need a source on that one

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0