Scryptnotist

56307 pts ยท August 12, 2015


Who farted?

Both you MFs lookin' GrrRRRrreat!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SHAAAAME!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We get it, you gape!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unexpectile.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Spomit

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The teeth are for nibbling old man toes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twanghorn Semuns

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ask your mom's vajayjay.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mom taught you well.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, it's a big'un, but the smaller ones taste better and the seeds aren't ginormous.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Free vending machine?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This MF got a five-skin.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Thank you for not being political. This is awesome.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those Noctua fans are more efficient than they are ugly and that's hard to beat. That's why I have 4 of them.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey... You forgot about dookie.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bruh.... +1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Roy G Biv gets'em everytime.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TINY AS MY BALLS! (cake sprinkles, not genitalia)

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Only slightly.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gets 'em every time.

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Today there were things learned. I applaud you, good sir.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MF, do you mean "writer"?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

That's a mighty nice thing to say. Thanks, friend.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Where does a circle-jerk of thirty elderly men fall on this list? Asking for a friend.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah ... That's a couple. A few is three to six.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' Malibu rum.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0