68 pts ยท July 3, 2023
next time you have suicidal thoughts, go to the mirror, start crying at yourself and smack yourself in the face with your sex toy. then, after both your face and your toy stop jiggling, consider how vital it was for you to make the choice you did.
so um... is that a stag party on your hand?
geckos don't have eyelids so they cannae blink.
(8 km)
this is the way.
"I expect to not work overtime (and if I do, have it paid double), be treated humanely, automatically have my salary increase with the inflation and I want to work from home unless we're doing trainings or it's a special occasion like that"
it's more useful than that smiley at the end, I tell you hwhat.
this is just a meme made by Big Box to sell more... box.
In this economy?
is it called a subway of events until the archaeologysts unearth them?
that would skyrocket the energy bills.
I heard they were kicked in the wormhole.
splendid. outstanding. now bring in all the shitty logos, posters, stationery and advertising to ruin it.
because it wouldn't have worked flipped vertically.
I just moved to invidious. better, simpler ui and ux altogether. and more customiseable.
just masturbate a lot, you'll be fine.
can you rent one? if so, I can drive it for you. I'll run you over and then commit grand theft forklift.
I wonder if these are winter resistant and whether they are not great for guerilla gardening
but you could get, like, 5.
Also works with onion instead of cucumber. Different nuance but same basic vibe.
Isn't this where Floki went extra bananas?
I knew him, furnacio!
"Death smiles to us all. All we can do is 'ballatupeebaleria macarena...'" - Marcus Aurelius
This is the cat Version of that corny "psych" and then putting your hand through your hair instead.
The penmanship is not bad though.
"cheep... Cheep"
#33 you shape them like 2d tear drops with a groove in it (like a spoon) if you look from the side. And you shape nachos the same while you're at it. Thats the true maximum dippitude.
next time you have suicidal thoughts, go to the mirror, start crying at yourself and smack yourself in the face with your sex toy. then, after both your face and your toy stop jiggling, consider how vital it was for you to make the choice you did.
so um... is that a stag party on your hand?
geckos don't have eyelids so they cannae blink.
(8 km)
this is the way.
"I expect to not work overtime (and if I do, have it paid double), be treated humanely, automatically have my salary increase with the inflation and I want to work from home unless we're doing trainings or it's a special occasion like that"
it's more useful than that smiley at the end, I tell you hwhat.
this is just a meme made by Big Box to sell more... box.
In this economy?
is it called a subway of events until the archaeologysts unearth them?
that would skyrocket the energy bills.
I heard they were kicked in the wormhole.
splendid. outstanding. now bring in all the shitty logos, posters, stationery and advertising to ruin it.
because it wouldn't have worked flipped vertically.
I just moved to invidious. better, simpler ui and ux altogether. and more customiseable.
just masturbate a lot, you'll be fine.
can you rent one? if so, I can drive it for you. I'll run you over and then commit grand theft forklift.
I wonder if these are winter resistant and whether they are not great for guerilla gardening
but you could get, like, 5.
Also works with onion instead of cucumber. Different nuance but same basic vibe.
Isn't this where Floki went extra bananas?
I knew him, furnacio!
"Death smiles to us all. All we can do is 'ballatupeebaleria macarena...'" - Marcus Aurelius
This is the cat Version of that corny "psych" and then putting your hand through your hair instead.
The penmanship is not bad though.
"cheep... Cheep"
#33 you shape them like 2d tear drops with a groove in it (like a spoon) if you look from the side. And you shape nachos the same while you're at it. Thats the true maximum dippitude.