Schnitzelbub

68 pts ยท July 3, 2023


next time you have suicidal thoughts, go to the mirror, start crying at yourself and smack yourself in the face with your sex toy. then, after both your face and your toy stop jiggling, consider how vital it was for you to make the choice you did.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so um... is that a stag party on your hand?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

geckos don't have eyelids so they cannae blink.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(8 km)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is the way.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I expect to not work overtime (and if I do, have it paid double), be treated humanely, automatically have my salary increase with the inflation and I want to work from home unless we're doing trainings or it's a special occasion like that"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's more useful than that smiley at the end, I tell you hwhat.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is just a meme made by Big Box to sell more... box.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In this economy?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is it called a subway of events until the archaeologysts unearth them?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that would skyrocket the energy bills.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I heard they were kicked in the wormhole.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

splendid. outstanding. now bring in all the shitty logos, posters, stationery and advertising to ruin it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because it wouldn't have worked flipped vertically.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just moved to invidious. better, simpler ui and ux altogether. and more customiseable.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just masturbate a lot, you'll be fine.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can you rent one? if so, I can drive it for you. I'll run you over and then commit grand theft forklift.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder if these are winter resistant and whether they are not great for guerilla gardening

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

but you could get, like, 5.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also works with onion instead of cucumber. Different nuance but same basic vibe.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't this where Floki went extra bananas?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew him, furnacio!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Death smiles to us all. All we can do is 'ballatupeebaleria macarena...'" - Marcus Aurelius

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the cat Version of that corny "psych" and then putting your hand through your hair instead.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The penmanship is not bad though.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"cheep... Cheep"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#33 you shape them like 2d tear drops with a groove in it (like a spoon) if you look from the side. And you shape nachos the same while you're at it. Thats the true maximum dippitude.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0