SchlongJohnson

2275 pts ยท May 24, 2016


Who is the original artist???

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh hellll yes love me some Sienkiewicz!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love that you used Dream Academy's version of "please, please, please let me get what i want" for the backtrack to this! Love me some Ferris Bueller references

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is t this on like a major hiking trail in Hawaii somewhere?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could listen to this guy narrate his entire day lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always top your drivers handsomely. They deserve it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mamdani wants to raise delivery minimum wage to 19 bucks or something awesome like that. A lot of ungrateful dorks have started whining, saying that now all the food is gonna be more expensive to cover the increased salaries. They would rather keep these hardworking people, who risk life and safety, as a permanent financial underclass, as long as they get t sit on their asses and enjoy the real life luxury of hot meals delivered to their front door.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad someone is pointing it out. Im 100% sure the entire government is actively thinking this, as well as a large handful of bootlicking americans, but quoting her as saying this so very completely irresponsible.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The red mic makes me think this is KillTony, which, god, is just the dumbest circlejerk of hack comics, platforming, only to rip into, amateur comics.

She seems dope regardless.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone got a link to the full vid?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good to know you're still around, Dr Niles Crane!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Real question, where am i supposed to go for real coverage and news if al those, and mainstream media, are compromised?? I cant just be on here all day...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

God i love winter. The cold is so fucking beautiful

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hes so fucking cloying and parhetic and desperate, even when he's trying to join a actual pdf file party

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you are white and have the ability/time to help, PLEASE reach out to your neighbors who are POC and offer to help with running out for groceries/errands. People are literally being taken at work, picking their kids up from school, on their own fucking front lawns. Its time to cash in on our white privilege and use that to help others. We need to create strong bonds as communities to resist this fascist fucking bullshit.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is such an intensely specific post about the food intake mechanisms of a fish, i feel like i'm not supposed to see it lol this is so fuckin cool! Thanks for posting!

1 month ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 1

#15 gotta be the worst fucking posible sleeves for cooking. Had me mad the whole

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make a post about it here! Ill def favorite it and share

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Surrender"? Like what enemy combatants do?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a fucking moron.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit hes doing full nazi photoshoots

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is so fucking insane. I really hate this shit so much.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Looks like she did the poses, then rendered an AI image to match them.

2 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

OLD TIME HOCKEY!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How the fuck do you even communicate to a dog you want them execute this action?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I live in Queens, NY. Im SO fucking gassed for this administration. I dont usually get hyped for things these days, much less a public figure doing a thing, and even less for a politician beginning a term. But holy shit, this man has been impressing me for 10 months straight.

Trying not to set my expectations too high, but it's tough not to when you hear him speak and.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ. I love these. These are genuinely inspiring designs. Absolutely incredible.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to open them with my teeth in/just after college. My molar busted, i just kinda went with it for a few years until i had dental insurance, and now i've got a fucking sick gold capped tooth. My lesson has been...muddled.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Between Dropkick Murphys and Rage Against The Machine, it's so hilarious to see Repubs crawl out of their skin over the finding out a band they admire respect just whole-heartedly, openly hates them

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0