SaveTheMuggles

2821 pts ยท July 31, 2014


Scientists are nerdy and socially awkward because every time they find out magic is real a damned wizard from the DoM pops up and obliviates the poor sucker. This shit HAS to add up over time. The better scientists end up getting wiped every week or two. Have you seen the state of Stephen Hawking?

It's per person

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably cocobo race for tidus' ultimate. It radicalised me

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a big rock. I'd better call my friends. None of them have got a rock this big.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a guy on our team who dresses as a pirate?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah fuck it I'm out. Anyone want to buy a guitar? In comparison it hasn't actually been used.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the dingle bop isnt pushed through the grumbo when the fleeb is rubbed the fleeb juice wont properly attract the schlami. Obviously that means when they cut away the fleeb there wont be any hizzards, the blamfs wont have proper friction against the chumbles and removing the plubis and grumbo will leave you with a product that is defective if not outright dangerous.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck You Shoresy

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good point, I guess restraint with that horrific capability is a lot more than the vast majority of the world will ever be in a position to demonstrate. The peace prize criteria does specifically refer to a reduction of standing armies though so not using them - but still keeping them - should be a detractor (yeah i know he was never gonna be in a position to significantly reduce the destructive potential of the US military)

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Make Politics Dull (AF) Again!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree, it was at least awarded before his expansion of the drone program so was at best premature. BUT the fact (I'm assuming by your use of basic punctuation) Obama supporters can recognise that he wasn't deserving without mentally imploding is interesting. TBF I don't think anyone who is commander and chief of the largest military on the planet should be even in consideration.

5 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Good lord.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We Did"
-The Empire of his Royal Britannic Majesty King James of Scotland and I Guess England if I Have To

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why arent these banned

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that right there is a five head.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so the right are now doing things so intrinsically wrong even Raphael and Tucker need time (or reward) adjust downwards. wow.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yay this should bring all those kids back to life.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. But it was well big so Sauron just used his massive army instead.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't need to. Just stop going to work for two weeks.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Something is off. its designated an well known busking pitch, There's someone there very very very often. "Karen" is either lonely and troubled and happens to be caught on camera or something else is going on hopefully not related to generating views.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ratio for 100 year old dudes looking to hook up in Barbados is out of control

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hang on am i getting poisoned? im like super thristy, kinda spotty, have wicked insomnia and now a paranoid belief im being poisoned?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have respect for rush as at least he put himself on the line. If elon wants to be remembered as a real man he should back it up by going up in his own rockets with 5 or 6 of his billionaire mates. then i'd really respect him. Maybe do it 20 or so times. You hear me grok! Tell him that!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#2 does this happen just in spring or is their a second season of firefly?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you went to asda , waitrose and sainsburys for one meal?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That reminds me I havent stolen the new series of Strange New Worlds for free using a vpn, qbittorrent and the simple google search Pirate Proxy yet.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only redeeming feature of Nazis is that everyone hates Nazis, and as the most practised haters around the people that hate Nazis the most are the other Nazis. It's fun when they eat each other.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is not aww or funny. This is horrifying. The girl should be playing with my little girl in a park on some swings while me and her dad watch out for owies. This made me cry a little bit. Someone kill Putin please. Like just murder the bastard.

10 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Its a fantastic idea. They should have just one cell filled with tacky gold painted plaster, a kitchen that serves only mcdonalds burgers and no way on or off.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0