SaveTheBlobFish

60459 pts ยท July 6, 2014


I'm an immortal vampire, living in Tokyo, Australia, with my pet aardvark Amadeus.

Goodman is good man

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if you work in a small town paper. People want to hear what good things others in their community are doing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here, I always just skip that scene

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine too. I've seen it enough times I've almost become fluent in Spanish.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Same here. I remember hearing the music elsewhere and thinking 'they stole that from Bugs Bunny'

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That sorta fits with the gif with those flames flickering around the border

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Love that greentext. The medieval solution to dealing with pain was simply inflicting more pain.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I guess. I just can't help but feel like these leeches suck ;)

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Why does it always have to be leeches. Can't I be cured with fluffy bunnies or a kitten?

8 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

None as yet, but its nice to see the comments filled with pretty nice dude picks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that looked horrible, and I just found a dead scorpion in my room. I might have to move to New Zealand.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My nose is bigger than I remembered

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice, I love the eyes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks so nice that I'd eat it off the pavement after I had dropped it

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm suddenly very hungry

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have a family of four beneath my drivers seat that live solely off the food I drop through it

8 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 1

"If the house burns down because of this will I still be a good boy?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Oswald the Outrageous has to be the greatest name a pet could have, maybe that is why he looks so smug

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Is this what happens when Imgur tells me it is over capacity?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pickle Rick, first of his name

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I live in a part of Australia that's hundreds of kilometers away from where saltwater crocs live, but they still scare the crap out of me

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Jack jump over a flaming pit

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Good point, in Alice Springs every thing would be at least over 1000k

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this in Alice Springs (Middle of Australia/nowhere)

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Suddenly the bus driver decided he agreed with compulsory euthanasia for the over 70s

8 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 2

Exactly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Albert Einstein is wearing shoes to match his hair

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Actually, this is a photo of a cult committing a mass suicide, just in a slightly odd way

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You had me at the doctor punching the kids in the face

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

"Well in that case neither of us can have it"

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1