I put on my robe and wizard hat... Just a random dude from Russia with a dark sense of humor. Not the most talkative person. Pungeon goblin. Optimization freak. Chaotic Good wizard. Magic specialization - hot sauce. My favorite snake is nobra. My favorite dinosaur is triceratopless. (Titty Rex is ok too, i guess) And remember: cheese makes everything better!
Too bad there's no sound. I know it's just "brrr", but still
Hey, look! I'm spinnin'! I'm spinnin'!
Overconfidence, stupidity, probably alcohol
This sucks
All smarts, no patience. "I want the water RIGHT NOW"
You'll need at least a soundproofing layer. Like a big bucket lined with cotton wool
Is this the one from "Knight Rider"?
https://youtu.be/nHi35yxMzQk
Watch out, I heard a suspicious group of bees buzzing something about "finishing the job"
Microplastic are for kids, let's upgrade to microglass shards
Expiration date is just a number
I wonder if it's powered or if it's a stop motion
Tutel can smile?! Nah, that's crazy
Almost like Lichtenberg scars
You gotta pay the tax
They can walk
Imagine that feeling: first you're struggling to just move, and then this
Well done steak with ketchup?
"It's tradition, that makes it okay. Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping Day!"
Can it light?
Oh no, AI is stealing our cats' jobs!
Pineappeeler
As an introvert, it is unlikely that I'll find myself in the same room as a waiter. But I'd fight tooth and nail for my order
Blue? It's white and golden
This VN was seriously messed up