My mid-life crisis car.
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
I'm going to wait until October 1st but....
MRW I do the accounting for team human and the numbers are off.
Utah Lake Ice Floe
Merry Xmas Imgur!! I’m enjoying a nice peppermint mocha to stay warm here in Utah!
When it comes to trick or treating, this ghost doesn't "meth" around!
MRW Imgur makes a .gif maker while the mobile app still doesn't work well.
Had to throw away my Mr. Meeseeks pumpkin today.
My waitress made a face with my salad dressing. I guess she wanted to know why I was so serious...
I'm an asshole. I know...
Okay Imgur. Who's your first anime crush?
My ex and I may be going to court. Disaster incoming!
Ramen noodle truck crash in NC.
Guy on the left: "I had fun once, it was awful."
It's my cakeday Imgur!
I guess she only wanted him for his body...
Imgur Valentines presents!
I'm at work today, and I wonder....
MRW my married friends ask me how the awesome single life is going.
My brother (a hardcore liberal) got a joke birthday gift this year.
MRW I find out that next week will be 3 days of corporate meetings at work.
MFW she says I should take a nap today because tonight she is going to wear me out!
Seriously you guys. Tell me that show wouldn't be awesome!
How it feels when you know someone is waiting behind you in a urinal line.
I've never tasted it myself, so I'll have to take her word for it...
Surge is love. Surge is life.
MRW my daughters ask why I'm so strict with them
This is how you know you have a great friend!
This is how I get the ladies!
Thanks guys!
This is how I'd like to think Imgur would react if they knew it was my birthday,
The reason men like to watch women fire guns.
MRW I kiss her goodnight and it's a first date...
My friend had prostate troubles so I made him a cake.
I have a date soon. You might think it's...
Had sex with a girl I wanted back in high school last night. MRW I woke up today.
Saw a cougar at my office today (not the older lady kind..)
Saw this on my FB feed and thought it belonged here.
PERFECT!
"You mean you have to clean the inside of the computer too?"
What dating in your 30's feels like
So, my cat is a bit of an asshole...
My favorite quote from my favorite author.
The battle of Upvote vs. Downvote has begun!
"Giant anaconda? I think I'll grab it by the tail!"-Genius Brazilian
I think this is the real conspiracy!
Going on a date tonight. Really hoping this won't happen to me. Wish me luck Imgur!
I present my offering to the Imgur gods. My adopted kitten, Omen
After seeing some of the ladies costumes on here....
It's not unusual...
My friend's reaction when I get rejected by a woman.
This guy is really lucky!
Too much sad stuff today. Here is a dog on a trampoline!
MRW my friend asks me if a girl would say "no" to sex on my houseboat...
MRW I find cereal that I really like!
Day 19 of "No Fap November"
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone!