SatansTesticles

7668 pts ยท January 10, 2017


You think getting toilet water on your junk when you poop is bad. Try having actual fucking lava splash on you. I guess there's the benefit of always being hairless and smooth, like a pair of eggs.

Easy peasy solution, send the Canadians.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doing 70% of a big heckin' woo!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"But i don't wanna start a wave" "Well that's just too damn bad"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only know that word because of Local H

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, i know that. I'm just wondering what this has to do with the post.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But why?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

All the ones at my elementary school were just poles. Our basketball nets were missing nets as well so it was just a back board.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a toilet filled with mercury?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, what? Why did you punch a bear in the face?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So then the Americans are commies?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Watch your fucking language!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What are frogs?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guys, i just had the best idea for a private school!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was expecting Rick Roll

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your wife is lame

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

five or six inches isn't super tiny! :(

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've been suspended twice for it, i think i have one more strike before i'm gone for good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the incident of '92

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I prefer snow troopers but scout troopers are a close second

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But what if we put her head in its mouth?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck it probably... @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Probably "Damn son, these rocks got legs!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probably because of all those stupid essays, that's what brings my mark down...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0