Sassmachine

95929 pts ยท December 29, 2014


Make a post with this in it, get some upvotes (who cares if it makes it to FP), and I'll write you a story about whatever you want that's between 2500-6000 words.

I live in a red district in a blue state and it's happening here.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

None of their listed salaried positions pay more than my hourly retail job.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have a teaching degree. I've gotten a few interview requests from different districts for positions. 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda felt like they wrote it to get the grown ups away. I did enjoy it, though.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly, looks like it might be part of the mug to me.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zoot suit riot?

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

has ever made you feel that way. You didn't deserve that. Very much love, a dad.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

something that I don't understand, but I am getting there and I'm getting there for my child. You aren't a burden and I'm sorry if anyone /

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I am dealing with is learning that I actually am capable of providing for a child who has different needs. It's unnerving to face /???

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

As a dad with a young child who is very likely autistic, it isn't that my child is a burden. I'm not sad one bit that he's autistic. What /?

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

and you will get your child the help he needs. It may be a different path that not many others understand, but you will walk it with him.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that you aren't equipped to give your child a good and happy life, but I'm telling you right now that you are. You will reach acceptance /??

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad with a two year old that has been deems "very likely autistic" by the school district. I get it sucks to feel like you have failed or /?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember having a spaghetti party with some friends while watching this. We definitely enjoyed that one scene.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that written in verse?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, if it's a literal epic, it couldn't be a novel. There's lots of long works that are old, like sagas, epics, the bible. Not novels

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

See that second sentence I wrote? That's the act of finding someone you're compatible with.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use it on or off as needed, but why intentionally wait until your break is over to do it?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

No it isn't. It's implying you should remember to also use it on break to cut down on the amount of on the clock breaks. 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My place of work isn't. We all know the expectations. That's why I'd be annoyed.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'cause it is my business, lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yeah, loads of people aren't likable no matter what they are. The trick is not getting discouraged as you sort and are sorted through.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Ngl, I'd be annoyed if I saw a coworker doing a couple of these. However, this sign is definitely too extreme overall

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

If you have to use the restroom on the clock do it. The logic of the sign doesn't actually bar it.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I can definitely use the restroom on the clock. But don't shop for thirty minutes then clock out for your meal break.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The new season starts on the twelfth as well

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NHL said his only intent was to crush Evans based on his body language in the outcome of a game that was "already decided."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being dumb taught me to be lazy too, if it makes you feel any better.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@HorriblyPositive Indiana is the asshole of the world, and Gary is the backed up turd gophering in and out.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2