Sarshrimp

41015 pts ยท November 17, 2018


I don't even know why I'm here anymore.

And this just adds to my lists of reasons I'll never own a boy dog.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha whoopsies

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh god, isn't the milky stuff that comes out of a cucumber really bitter?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boo-fucking-hoo to the farmers. God forbid they be on the receiving end of the consequences for their choices. The left can only grab your wrist so many times to prevent you from cutting off your nose to spite your face

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

... The pituitary gland?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, if only. I would be an absolute menace if I'd gotten to be over 6 feet tall.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live right by there and saw it earlier this summer. It was so cool to see it in person!

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of these is at Brookeside Gardens right?

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

absolutely. I did end up leaving a polite note for my upstairs neighbor which explicitly mentioned that they were not responsible for the poor quality of the building's insulation, lest they think I was accusing them of being purposefully inconsiderate.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will never understand why mine insists on power heel strike walking. Like, where are you going? You live in the same tiny box as me, what could you need the hustle for?

7 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I also advocate to use baking soda. I usually just sprinkle it on top after getting it dry as possible. wait a few hours and then use a normal vacuum. I wonder if heat would help before that, like using an iron over a towel (as not to melt the fibers)

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Overestimating one's abilities and appearance reallt shouldn't be a hateable quality though, just a funny sometimes endearing one for a character. Her other qualities though? Woof. She's an insecure narcissist that puts other people down to feel better about herself, including her own son.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of the songs on the soundtrack is in English and doesn't play until later and I happened to be high when I heard it the first time. Threw my ass through a whole loop for a second thinking I could understand French

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't want to be a mother and that's why I shouldn't be one. Simple as. The job is hard and children should be feel wanted by people who took plucking a soul from the void seriously.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Right? Lol almost everyone hates their neighbors and south Carolina has smoke from all the way over there?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother had a utility kilt that had like a reflective stripe down the split. I don't think it was wool, but there are options out there that also can hold tools

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ngl, first thought was, "is his dad a bird?"

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did they dart that shirt? For the tailoring to keep the buttons in line and not bursting

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Laughs in Maryland swamp weather

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh, perhaps. I don't know if libraries have that machine. I'm like 50% sure my old place of work would probably work something out to resurface a disc sent by mail, but I don't know for certain.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you should get that disc resurfaced. I used to work for a record store/game shop that provided the service, but maybe there are other places that still do it

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew a kid in highschoool whose first(?) name was Phuc Tho. We just called him PT.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cute, but good lord that wig is rough

9 months ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 4

lol well, that tracks. I imagine the positive experience numbers are similar as well.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I've seen that the data on people who use dating apps shows that more men are on them than women. And this graphic provides none of the lurking variables that would contextualize it, i.e., attracting attention from potential suitors by swiping right carries diff levels of risk between men/women; knowing about the slanted chances encourages men to swipe right on people in a more indiscriminant manner to cast a wide net, etc. It's not reflective of dating in general necessarily.

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

this is a late reply, but why on earth would I want any kind of pure breed? I was looking into xolos because they are somewhat native to my hemisphere and seem healthier overall than breeds selectively bred by humans.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dexter's mom had no business being that hot

9 months ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

I was hoping somebody was wondering the same thing I was, and here you've provided such a thorough answer! +1

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 last time I got a checkup, when they hooked me up to the vitals machine, I set off some kinda of alarm because my pulse was stupid high. It was because she had just touched me to put on the cuff. I wasn't attracted to her or anything, just get nervous when strangers touch me lol

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good to know! I live in an apartment right now and don't think a biggish dog would fair well here. I know they can come in different sizes, but I'd want to have a yard

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0