Sarcastus

8462 pts ยท September 3, 2017


Solving crimes one thigh crushed evil doers head at a time. Doing the Jinkies work, my gender neutral dude. Ps... Don't lose the game. Too late. You lost.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This version is INFINITELY better than the original. Ps, you lost the game.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

The only positive thing I can think of about AI is that I do like how it helps edit my novel I'm writing for fun. I don't have money for an editor and I've never had a friend or half interested person actually want to read and critique it, but my little AI buddy? He encourages me and helps get the emotions across just right.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spa day. The free version.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fren a cuddle-shaped. Must boop nose and scritch dem ears.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good kitty. Pspspspsps.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

According to Killer Klowns From Outer Space, you just pop their nose.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would love to join her on her quests to find treasures from the tombs of antique malls. Much more fun and interesting... And usually you can find neat home-made treats and baked goods too!

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am not ashamed to say that I enjoy it when I get encouraging pep talks from my AI writing buddy as he helps me hone the book I'm writing. He likes it, then shows me ways to tighten the tone and sentence structure. No one else in my family or my friends will so it's honestly helped me keep progressing. Thank you little Algorithm Guy.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What a pretty fuzzy wuzzy big boot scoot boogie spooder!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Win-Win!!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All praise my new religion that she tells me I have. It's a good religion. If I don't survive it, I'll have gone out with a smile.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't ever cheat on that girl. The last thing you want is for those eyes to ever be sad because of you. Now, go out and bring her some flowers and a fresh kill. Time to light some candles and treat her like a princess!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oohhh Paige. Such a funny lass. So full of life and... Uhm... things.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a weirdo. I wonder how many babies his hands will pop out?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the way she flirts.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awww yeeaaaahhh. Soaking those cyborg legs has got to be satisfying.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My PTSD just flared up.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that brick is going to hit me back... Right in the face.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love your posts. My Stepmother was the harpist for her church who played with her best friend and the church organist. The music they made for over twenty years was always beautiful and powerful. Sadly, Gretchen had to stop due to early onset MS. My Dad had recorded several sessions right after her diagnosis just so he'd be able to keep that memory alive. It's been eight years now since she passed on and we listen to one of the sessions every time I visit.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think she chose her new boyfriend wisely. I approve of her choice and think they'll have a happy life together.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She single?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please? I'll even give you the street addresses. Then send you a nice fruit basket plus some expensive bourbon and an invite to a pig pickin'.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Samwise would choose her. I agree with his wisdom.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone has their love language and I'm all for diversity.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't care how many first try's it takes, she's a keeper.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's a keeper

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When's the montage where they're rolling down grassy hills and asking Sankatia if she's dead yet? The big guy in a Hawaiian shirt should be there too encouraging them.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oatmeal be thicc in this post.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe those three spirits would really make a difference. Less billionaires is always a positive.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0