SarcasmMonster

182 pts · August 4, 2015


Then stop killing 20 people/day…..

2 weeks ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

What a fugging cunt

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok but like……can we talk about that name??

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything has really gone downhill since Skynet became self-aware

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Get the fucking vaccine I beg of you)

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You may have a seasoned paramedic. You may have a a first year MD student on their first view of vocal chords…. Choose your own adventure

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Agreed!! Sometimes I start cooking and boom, my panties are off.....

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Belly sneaks

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But... what specifically causes her to become Ash Graven...?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupidity. He threw a whole lot of stupidity on the fire. And a dash of natural selection.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

My cats will do ANYTHING to make me look at their butthole!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know my husband had an account on here!

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Today I learned mushrooms are creepy, and they fart.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need more! I demand more!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Seen these little machines several times, very cool! Essentially these people don't have a blood pressure though, so that's kinda weird.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So much weird shit up da butt

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That calendar looks just like my cat! Yoda is adorable.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell us more! Where you at? What job? What is your GD recipe cuz I want to eat that!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg I instantly recognized this...... 9/10 would recommend for a quick watch....????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I love on him in person please? I'm fresh outta grandparents and would love to take him on a lunch date every single day.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My WORST FUCKING FEAR. Nope nope nope for being chased.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steel - toed boots....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck this guy. He literally looks like he's masturbating in half the video. I would love him punch him repeatedly. In the face. With my stee

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sorry if it's not very good? It is THE BEST!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank god! I was plotting your demise in my head...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a beautiful momma! Sending the biggest hugs from Seattle. Sorry for your loss.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So sorry love. Put my beautiful lab of 14 years down today. Got her as a Christmas gift in 2002. Dogs leave the biggest void...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love bill!!!!! Merry Christmas friend!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0