Santooth

5574 pts ยท July 10, 2014


Profiling is bad m'kay

African wild dogs regularly rehabilitate members of their pack that have been grievously wounded, bringing them food and protecting them.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Different skill set, honestly. Calculator doesn't require much creativity, only unimaginable precision.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was "great" because the dog would periodically steal loaves of bread and hide in there while he ate them (safe space for him).

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At my childhood house, we had a communal laundry pile in the laundry room and just picked what we liked out of it. Dog also slept in there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Game Gear went through batteries like a Hummer goes through gas.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's like saying if the USA broke apart and Texas ate up New Mexico, Arizona, and a few other states that the US was still around.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Never said anything about passing his studies...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

World Peace, Beef Sandwiches, Himself, and Boobs apparently

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I AM THROBBING WITH JUSTICE! I want to meet the person who thought that toy up.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Frankenstein's Monster is pretty awful. He's super smart and goes around murdering people to cause the doctor (also a dick) to suffer.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not everyone. Some of us have some fucking dignity and believe honor is important.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great stuff as always!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not as such. Death Penalty's getting abolished on the federal level, and it was a federal crime. Still. Hope they throw the book at him.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an alternate take, this is police behaving how they should. Them breaking the law against people you don't like doesn't make it better.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rude and awful to people you don't know who haven't done anything bad to you?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you get the taco in you, your face gets frozen like that

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hang on, doesn't Deadpool have Super Cancer that only his healing factor keeps in check? So, donating his organs would give people cancer?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*CRASH*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Taps, a song meant to honor soldiers who paid the ultimate price. Completely ill fitting for Trump.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unlike that level-headed Bernie guy.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Large part of that permanent protection is because he Knows Things. Can't have someone kidnapping him and torturing secrets out of him.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That'd be a rather serious campaign finance violation. Harder to get away with that when you aren't "immune to prosecution".

5 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Children can be pretty stinky.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ballsy move.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's no nose...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotchu.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Members of Congress in the minority can do all of nothing beyond talk, generally.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Far as I know that isn't how it works. Both candidates nominate their own electors, the winner's go to cast their votes.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kids can be pretty single-minded about things. Occasionally those things are worthy causes.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A very large part of being happy is telling yourself you are happy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0