Samwiseenvs

5635 pts · October 7, 2014


Yeah, I’m super boring. Might want to move on to a more entertaining profile. And whoever was my SS for Christmas 2020, thanks for the LotR glasses! If I knew who you were I’d send a thank you message.

I’m suddenly glad I’m not important to you.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, the road looks pretty clear after it slides past, so task failed successfully?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat got neutered today. He feels your pain.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

“I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed. But can you ever just be whelmed?”

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For the most part I agree….unless it’s for a large group of people, like at a party or a dish to pass event.

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I have so little respect for Texas that I honestly believed this was a real article at first.

3 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 2

02134….send it to Zoom! This is how the zip code for Boston is some useless info I’ll always remember.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s just upset that he can’t come out of the closet so he’s punishing everyone else.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We found my Grandfather’s sex toys and porn collection back in January after he died.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t know. When I click the link, it goes to a January 6th hearing highlights video on YouTube.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Someone named p1gswillfly said they bought the domain and set it up. If true, they’re an absolute legend.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This is the answer I was looking for.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oddly enough, this is the only spider that doesn’t terrify me. My grandparents always had one near their flower garden.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I live in a camping state and I have an open spare room for anyone who wants to go camping in NY.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to work in an assisted living home. I’d crop dust the elderly & watch as the nurse would ask if anyone needed to visit the bathroom.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

She can afford bounce houses for her spawn because she doesn’t pay for groceries.

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I want the entire damn thing.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BLINK BLINK. For the love of everything good….BLINK BLINK.

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Maybe it’s just me, but if a lion gets in my vehicle, I get out.

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CNY same

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I’m down for that. A Samwise is always needed on these sort of adventures.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

RIP my friend.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0