SamSamSam724

1144 pts · December 10, 2015


I like oranges and apples but only the good ones

I was like "damn this is a bit extreme" and then realized that the meme is probably in mph not kmh

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Interesting but damn this article is biased

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Every time I see american cuisine my respect for fit, healty americans increases

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Is this the best they can do? I'm sure with a little more work you could make a spoon that stays perfectly still, I mean we've been to space

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I think that's the point of the joke, but I'd enjoy roaming bands of 1 million+ chickens laying waste to the countryside

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Is that Jesus?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys looks like he's smiling, this is the true power of pets, making you happy by just existing.

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Microsoft is going to lose so much money because boomer parents won't know the difference between One X and Series , I'm telling you

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Hold [LShift] to run"

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then something enters the room and the game displays a tooltip "You should have found a place to hide"

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Quest item?

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I can also do this and I'm a man

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

it goes boom, but in the grand scale of things it's not a lot" well fuck dude pretty sure nobody got killed by a solar panel

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Yep, even older games have less than 1 min queue

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Okay but Imagine a moose bat but as big as a pterodactyl

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I don't agree with "Always happy to help" #12, I feel like that'll just make people ask you to do more things for them

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wow bro, we only care about cute house animals here.

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The one licking the glass... wtf, even without Corona around that's still dangerous AND gross

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

the secret to looking young in your 40s is only working 4 days a week, I'll share this knowledge free of charge only for today

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hi

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ikr, I don't behave normally like I do at work, you shouldn't expect that when looking at my social media, it doesn't make sense

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why does everyone on Tumblr talk like they went to the Tumblr Literature Academy™

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Well this is the best outcome, when you'll go through your photos at 80 years old you'll be like "Oh, I remember this one!"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It will never be the same." Well, yeah, hopefully it won't

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I read it as Art is and

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#12 is definitely a hub for a souls like game

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The saturation in the edited footage makes it look like a murder documentary

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wearing an armor would unironically make me feel so much more confident

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