SamArt53

319873 pts · April 29, 2016


Old Fart - Get Off My Lawn!!!

Yes, she spells her name: Kim Cattrall

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Please visit San Francisco… you’ll see dirty, homeless, human waste, tents all over sidewalks… you’ll reevaluate NOLA to #2.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I then told her I was driving my non-air conditioned car back home to south Florida… she almost believed it. Fun was had.

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..buying one last July and asked the checkout clerk if it’d melt before I drove home. SHE looked at me like I was crazy and said.. “NO WAY”

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I live in NorCal and cook turkeys year round when I can find them… in the freezer section (usually left-over from the ‘holidays’). I was…

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USA - here.. a Pre-pay (10 cent/minute plan). No data plan, don’t do texting. The past 10 years I average about $17 USD a year.

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I hope you mark the purchase/opened date on the containers… some herbs/spices short ‘best buy’ use dates. I use a sharpie on bottom.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Challenge accepted.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..for the debit/credit prices. They were different companies, but have been the same for 2 years. WTF?? You can read the prices from both.

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There are two identical gas stations about 300 feet apart by me. The cheaper stations cash price is 10 cents less/gal, and 20 cents per gal

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I was 15 years old. Sears’ typewriters were made by Smith-Corona. The regular price for this was $139. That was a LOT of money for me.

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My first typewriter is a Sears Forecast 12 (elite). I purchased it on November 4, 1968… I wrote the date on the manual. It cost $98

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….or a week. There should be NO RUSHING… the cat will come around.

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

TIL: “The 27 Club”.. I was aware of Hendrix, Joplin and Morrison (all dying at age 27), but didn’t know about this guy. WOW. Thanks

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Honey West!!! Oh, baby, my first crush!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

…the paper along with slide photos I’d take on her 1st birthday. They were the big hit of the party. The newspapers ads were the best!!!

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I saved the whole San Francisco Chronicle newspaper on the day one of my nieces was born: Feb 22, 1974. On her 21st birthday I gave her…

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

PREACH!!!!

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.able to breathe better (through my nose) after the swelling went down. Within minutes I could breathe better than I ever had in my life.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

‘Turbinates’. He told me they were 90% blocked. I was 45 yo. he did out-patient laser surgery. Told me it’d be a ‘while’ before I’d be

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I went to an EENT Dr. Because of constant ear infections. While there he noticed I was ‘mouth breathers’ which I knew… he asked to examine

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Reminds me of the OLDE joke: Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute? A: Keep the tip.

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Granted, I have a flip phone, but do smartphones have USB ports??

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

That may be true (being pretty drunk), BUT, sometimes alcohol releases inhibitions to talk about stuff you’ve been suppressing. It’s OK fam!

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

LOL… it was a euphemism for a lot of people. I have ZERO money worries… I won’t be able to spend it all.

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Damn! Those are awesome… look better than the ones I usually buy. But, do I need a loan to buy them?

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When I made that decision I was 20. I haven’t really thought about it since. You’re 100% right… as were my instincts. Thx fam!

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$core!!!!!

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