Saghan

85368 pts ยท May 20, 2016


If a screenshot of this reaches front page, I will... just continue to take in every animal I find and willingly and continuously sacrifice my entire income in exchange for them being even slightly more comfortable. Go save an animal, please.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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I just found one in a tree a called it Chestplate. These names feel loosely related somehow.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Totally forgot about the hot dog.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you all again. You've come through on some bad days more than once.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude I didn't even know they made this. Lmao.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Mesquite, Texas. Got lost complaining.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gonna take a chance here and request a pizza.
Been a long week in a long year. We just took in our 29th cat. Roommate is trying to dump us and run. Still trying to get another few bucks for litter. Microwave died 20 minutes ago. Currently heating a hot dog with a hot car. You know. Good times.

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All seriousness. I have to be that asshole. Don't fucking feed your cat that much. #4

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That sucks.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

You skipped a battle. While most entertainment problems are solved handily with a computer, it's the 500 other types of screens we need ad-blockers for.
I'm starting to think maybe a baseball bat?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The small ritual of pausing the show to look at detail in the scene was first given a leg up by Amazon with the x-ray stuff, but now it feels like that shit lasts like 5 seconda before it's replaced with an offer to buy a product I just saw in the last ad.
Either way I was just trying to look at the fucking screen.
Now the unnecessary HUD has its own ads.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's literally called the "RIVERSIDE" grill...

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1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well he is still a bleached asshole.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks to autopilot and Mythbusters, I know for a fact I could sit in the chair while the plane lands.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fair warning, a lot of them have cameras over the self-checkout. I've been ticketed for stealing by police who were waiting at the door to show me the video. Also fuck the police.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could not be more happy to see Sunshine on the list.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Smash the like button" still makes this feel dystopian as FUCK to me.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know what I said.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck them kids. Finish your conversation.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Spiderman waited like three years. Lol.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1