9146 pts ยท December 4, 2015
Something about myself.
Someone, please... just explain to him how capital letters work.
Shitty, yes. Illegal, no. MSRP stands for manufacturer SUGGESTED retail price.
This is hella disappointing. Jason was always my fave. Spent hours arguing at recess about why he was better than Tommy!
Elon's desperate Iust to be a funny Twitter guy is reaching critical mass.
Damn, nothing harsher than having your girlfriend turn on you.
I wonder what other past presidents have had to say about Mr. Putin.
I'm more impatient for Thorn of Emberlain than I am Winds of Winter. You're killin' me, Scott.
Just went through a crushing breakup with a very ill person. Can't let it get to you, man. Hope that she finds help, but try to move on.
Gay, poor atheists, unite! *High-five*
I like people not seeing my face. People tend to agree.
Joke's on us. He'll finish decomposing before he ever sees a cell.
She looks like she's about to roll up her sleeve and slap me. But I guess I have been naughty... Whoa. Kinda went somewhere else for a sec.
My very generous aunt is our landlady, so our rent is $600 a month. And we're still fucking broke.
That is a superb "Every crush I had from 2001 to 2007" costume.
I'm gonna watch porn and play video games even harder.
In his defense... his mom's pretty hot.
Gary was from my hometown. We just put up a new monument to him a couple months ago.
Uh-oh, sounds like this snowflake is triggered. Better get them to a safe space.
I'm walking to work in the dark in an hour. I should have skipped this post.
I like 'em squishy.
Folks like this are the reason the C word should remain in common parlance. Dude's a cunt.
... My life is so fucking boring.
Yeah, but what if it comes SATURDAY? Not worth the risk, man.
I like when he shoots the dude in the junk.
I've been binging Ryan George stuff all day, and now I suddenly feel uneasy. Are you watching me, meme dump?
Heck, I'll even give you three. *Thinks* Yep, still cool.
Someone, please... just explain to him how capital letters work.
Shitty, yes. Illegal, no. MSRP stands for manufacturer SUGGESTED retail price.
This is hella disappointing. Jason was always my fave. Spent hours arguing at recess about why he was better than Tommy!
Elon's desperate Iust to be a funny Twitter guy is reaching critical mass.
Damn, nothing harsher than having your girlfriend turn on you.
I wonder what other past presidents have had to say about Mr. Putin.
I'm more impatient for Thorn of Emberlain than I am Winds of Winter. You're killin' me, Scott.
Just went through a crushing breakup with a very ill person. Can't let it get to you, man. Hope that she finds help, but try to move on.
Gay, poor atheists, unite! *High-five*
I like people not seeing my face. People tend to agree.
Joke's on us. He'll finish decomposing before he ever sees a cell.
She looks like she's about to roll up her sleeve and slap me. But I guess I have been naughty... Whoa. Kinda went somewhere else for a sec.
My very generous aunt is our landlady, so our rent is $600 a month. And we're still fucking broke.
That is a superb "Every crush I had from 2001 to 2007" costume.
I'm gonna watch porn and play video games even harder.
In his defense... his mom's pretty hot.
Gary was from my hometown. We just put up a new monument to him a couple months ago.
Uh-oh, sounds like this snowflake is triggered. Better get them to a safe space.
I'm walking to work in the dark in an hour. I should have skipped this post.
I like 'em squishy.
Folks like this are the reason the C word should remain in common parlance. Dude's a cunt.
... My life is so fucking boring.
Yeah, but what if it comes SATURDAY? Not worth the risk, man.
I like when he shoots the dude in the junk.
I've been binging Ryan George stuff all day, and now I suddenly feel uneasy. Are you watching me, meme dump?
Heck, I'll even give you three. *Thinks* Yep, still cool.